Shit we hate:
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- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
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^ ^ ^I would if I could find one. Germans don't seem to be offended by much. Well...unless maybe they were called the N-word. But that's not really snowflake-ish to be offended by that.
Okole maluna!
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Dude, you've been hanging out with Donald Trump too much.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- TheDrunkardAnglo
- Lord of Benders
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My coffee grinder broke today. It was like a son to me. It's just sad that I lived long enough to see it ultimately disappoint me.
*hello darkness my old friend*
*hello darkness my old friend*
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- oldsmartskunk
- Inebriate Savant
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Fixed it for you mate!TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:13 amMy grinder broke today. It was like a son to me. It's just sad that I lived long enough to see it ultimately disappoint me. Now nobody will grind my ass.
*hello darkness my old friend*
- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Many thanks, greatly appreciated!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Re: Shit we hate:
Retirement homes. Everything reeks of death and filth. You don`t want to touch anything when you visit. Doorhandles, lightswitches, railings, buttons in the elevator everything seems super disgusting
Drink!
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Even worse are nursing homes. The hallways smell like urine.
Something to look forward to.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Nursing homes are fine, cause you have staff that cleans up
Drink!
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All the barber shops being closed on Sundays.
I need to get this mop of hair annihilated. Going #2 all around.
I need to get this mop of hair annihilated. Going #2 all around.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Last cough people!scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:38 pmAll cigarettes must be purchased and smoked by 11:45 pm. NO EXCUSES.
Drink!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we hate:
Drink coasters. They always stick to the bottom of your glass and then fall off in an obnoxious manner depending on what they are made of. You have to pour salt on them, even if they are the crappy paper or napkins. And sometimes that doesn't even work. At least when I drink beer in bottles, I use coozies to solve the problem. But what about cocktails and beers in glasses?
If coasters are totally inconvenient then people won't use them at all. They force us to be less conscientious of leaving a water ring on a wooden tabletop , or a slimy wet mess on a glass table just by being such a pain in the ass. Personally, I like to use a thick and foamy mouse pad. I keep them everywhere a drink may sit and all my furniture is drunk-proof and intact with nary a drunken water ring or mess!
If coasters are totally inconvenient then people won't use them at all. They force us to be less conscientious of leaving a water ring on a wooden tabletop , or a slimy wet mess on a glass table just by being such a pain in the ass. Personally, I like to use a thick and foamy mouse pad. I keep them everywhere a drink may sit and all my furniture is drunk-proof and intact with nary a drunken water ring or mess!
Okole maluna!