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Artful Drunktective
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^ ^ ^I would if I could find one. Germans don't seem to be offended by much. Well...unless maybe they were called the N-word. But that's not really snowflake-ish to be offended by that.
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scream ale wrote:
Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:44 pm
smack the delicate pussies
Dude, you've been hanging out with Donald Trump too much.
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My coffee grinder broke today. It was like a son to me. It's just sad that I lived long enough to see it ultimately disappoint me.

*hello darkness my old friend*
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:13 am
My grinder broke today. It was like a son to me. It's just sad that I lived long enough to see it ultimately disappoint me. Now nobody will grind my ass.

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Many thanks, greatly appreciated!
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Retirement homes. Everything reeks of death and filth. You don`t want to touch anything when you visit. Doorhandles, lightswitches, railings, buttons in the elevator everything seems super disgusting
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Not remembering the song`s title that`s on your mind 24/7
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:42 am
Retirement homes. Everything reeks of death and filth. You don`t want to touch anything when you visit. Doorhandles, lightswitches, railings, buttons in the elevator everything seems super disgusting
Even worse are nursing homes. The hallways smell like urine.

Something to look forward to.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 20, 2021 7:14 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:42 am
Retirement homes. Everything reeks of death and filth. You don`t want to touch anything when you visit. Doorhandles, lightswitches, railings, buttons in the elevator everything seems super disgusting
Even worse are nursing homes. The hallways smell like urine.

Something to look forward to.
Nursing homes are fine, cause you have staff that cleans up
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Hiccups, they fuck up what was a very good party so far
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All the barber shops being closed on Sundays.

I need to get this mop of hair annihilated. Going #2 all around.
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Midnight cigarette runs
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:45 pm
Midnight cigarette runs
All cigarettes must be purchased and smoked by 11:45 pm. NO EXCUSES.

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:45 pm
Midnight cigarette runs
All cigarettes must be purchased and smoked by 11:45 pm. NO EXCUSES.
Last cough people!
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Drink coasters. They always stick to the bottom of your glass and then fall off in an obnoxious manner depending on what they are made of. You have to pour salt on them, even if they are the crappy paper or napkins. And sometimes that doesn't even work. At least when I drink beer in bottles, I use coozies to solve the problem. But what about cocktails and beers in glasses?

If coasters are totally inconvenient then people won't use them at all. They force us to be less conscientious of leaving a water ring on a wooden tabletop , or a slimy wet mess on a glass table just by being such a pain in the ass. Personally, I like to use a thick and foamy mouse pad. I keep them everywhere a drink may sit and all my furniture is drunk-proof and intact with nary a drunken water ring or mess!
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