Shit we hate:

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:14 am
Send both the boy and the Pomeranian to the labor camps. You guys still have labor camps in Germany, right?
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Why pay to go to a gym when you can be enslaved at a labor camp for free?
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People who announce that they "have to tinkle."

Just fucking leave without a word. FFS.
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I hate when I have to tinkle after I've settled down with my beer.

Also when people use FFS. For fucks sake it's three words.

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Yeah, WTF?
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When you can't get your keys in the door and you're in a panic because you're touching cotton.
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By "touching cotton", I assume you mean prairie dogging. Most grievous indeed.
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What the fuck, I have to tinkle again. For fucks sake bladder!

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You should try piddling instead.
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Patchez is reaching for his keys for cotton sense.

Does that mean you`re shitting yourself at the doorstep?
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heartburn

Coke n Rye said I need to change my drinking diet.

Hmm more vodka less acid mixer?

but but but lemon duck makes for a nice fresh breath in the angel morning
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Apr 01, 2023 1:07 pm
but but but lemon duck makes for a nice fresh breath in the angel morning
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The fuck is a lemon duck? German expression?

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Must be a Hitler quote.
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The late booznik called toilet cleaner lemon duck
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