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oettinger wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 06, 2023 6:49 am
 The late booznik called toilet cleaner lemon duck
No, it’s a brand of toilet cleaner called Toilet Duck. But in your vodka and citrus addled mind, it became something much more.
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Yummy vodka duck for lunch today
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Ad campaign that use the phrase "spring into" this time of year. Spring into savings in particular. How’s about my boot springing into your ass?

Well, not your ass, dear reader. Rather that of the advertiser’s.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:45 pm
 Ad campaign that use the phrase "spring into" this time of year. Spring into savings in particular. How’s about my boot springing into your ass?

Well, not your ass, dear reader. Rather that of the advertiser’s.
Spring into "action" also irritatingly comes to mind.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:15 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:45 pm
 Ad campaign that use the phrase "spring into" this time of year. Spring into savings in particular. How’s about my boot springing into your ass?

Well, not your ass, dear reader. Rather that of the advertiser’s.
Spring into "action" also irritatingly comes to mind.
Can you spring into a nap?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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What about springing into a bowel movement?
Springing into happy hour?
Springing into paid time off?
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I hate springing into bowl-hour
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Spring into the fucking fires of Mordor.
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Nausea wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 15, 2023 5:04 pm
 Spring into the fucking fires of Mordor.
Nah, I hate Frodo
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My old ass father being bored. He restlessly roams around the house trying to find stuff to work on. That it`s drunk saturday doesn`t matter to him. He is annoying the hell out of us. Me and AD even have a special term for that: Günzing around (his name is Günther)

Edit: Too bad 80 year olds don`t play video games...
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Maybe you should teach him the art of Super Nintendo.
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That will be a long walk Sensai Mario Scream
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Maybe get the Güntz Mario Panzer Blitzkrieg. I’d also start getting him stoned. Really, really stoned.
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Strippers that lie to me.

Come on, tell me the truth baby.
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When you cross your legs and tear a hole in your penis.
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