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Well if corn, in a can, is now where it's at on Sundays, green bean Fridays can remain intact and sacred. I had green beans last night. It was Friday. Somewhere. Alas, they were not from a can however.

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Marion Ravenwood wrote:Well if corn, in a can, is now where it's at on Sundays, green bean Fridays can remain intact and sacred. I had green beans last night. It was Friday. Somewhere. Alas, they were not from a can however.
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GAWDDAMMIT!!!!!

Been so busy I didn't know it was Friday so I didn't buy any green bean in a can.

I gots beers, cold, in a can so I'm good.

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Llabwercs wrote:GAWDDAMMIT!!!!!

Been so busy I didn't know it was Friday so I didn't buy any green bean in a can.

I gots beers, cold, in a can so I'm good.
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I pour hella hot sauce on my corn, green beans, and turnip greens. Hot sauce makes it taste alot better.

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and what i used to do. Green beans. In a can (shudder) with tuna with mayo, and a big slug of white vinegar. sides? a can of mexican salsa with tortilla chips. I was skinny and young and, apparently possessed of an iron gut. today, I think canned green beans are disgusting. my babies loved them when they were little. I guess i bought them every week for about fifteen years, until one day i didn't buy them, and have never bought them since.
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Fresh green beans cooked up with some almonds in olive oil is the motherloving shit.

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Hey Kids , What day is it ?

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is it ryeday? 'bout rum o'clock, beer-thirty?
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Wingman wrote:is it ryeday? 'bout rum o'clock, beer-thirty?
No sensibler words were ever spoken. Wingman for president.
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Mr Boozificator wrote: Wingman for president.
a canadian in every home!

just kidding; if nominated, i will not run. if elected, i will not serve.
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ThurstonDrunk wrote:Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams
a fuckin' a.

take canada first!

woah, really, just kidding; no presidential ambitions, here.

resume drinking! nothing to see here!
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Wingman wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams
a fuckin' a.

take canada first!

woah, really, just kidding; no presidential ambitions, here.

resume drinking! nothing to see here!
But I like Canada, their french is just hilarious and they put booze everywhere.
Let's have "special" agreements with Canada.
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I made beef stew today. Seeing as the fresh green beans would gag a maggot, I threw in some frozen ones. Tomorrow night's dinner wil be epic, especially with some kickass wine, and homemade biscuits.
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