Shit we hate:

[Artful Drunktective]

Screaming children in both the airport gate and on the plane.

Screaming children

[mistah willies]

Airport bars that won't sell booze before noon.

[Dear Booze]

People who say:

"Just sayin'"

"One foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel"

"Battry" instead of "battery"

"Erl" instead of "oil"

"Extry" instead of "extra"

[Artful Drunktective]

People who say "be that as it may".

[oettinger]

Airport bars that won't sell booze before noon.

Things like that exist?

[Dear Booze]

When people say "agree to disagree"

[RIPT2.0]

Was trying to adopt a dog through a rescue group. They told me no because they didn't like my neighborhood. Excuse me you fucks? I own my home. Drive a new $45K truck. And I have the highest FICO score of any motherfucker within 20 miles of me and you don't like my hood? WTF?

[Artful Drunktective]

Was trying to adopt a dog through a rescue group. They told me no because they didn't like my neighborhood. Excuse me you fucks? I own my home. Drive a new $45K truck. And I have the highest FICO score of any motherfucker within 20 miles of me and you don't like my hood? WTF?

I will roundhouse kick those people for not letting you adopt a dog. That's bull shite right there.

[oettinger]

Was trying to adopt a dog through a rescue group. They told me no because they didn't like my neighborhood. Excuse me you fucks? I own my home. Drive a new $45K truck. And I have the highest FICO score of any motherfucker within 20 miles of me and you don't like my hood? WTF?

I will roundhouse kick those people for not letting you adopt a dog. That's bull shite right there.

Lets try to adopt them instead.


I also hate Courtney Love

[oettinger]

Nickelback

Creed

Smashing Pumpkins

Waking up drunk not knowing what day of the week it is

[oldsmartskunk]

Trying to take a hungover morning shit while your neighbors play modern latin music. I hate that crap. It ruins my ability to squeeze out the poop.

[Artful Drunktective]

Monday mornings at the office

Meetings

Weddings

Funerals

Baby showers

Bridal showers

Shopping

Waiting in lines

When people inadvertently but constantly let doors slam shut

Having to purchase a new alternator for my vehicle

People arguing over politics

Loud talkers

Employees of the Month

Porta potties

[mistah willies]

Trash bags instead of 2504BC thread count Egyptian cotton for bed sheets.

Wait, is this the ambi-sweaty thread?

[oldsmartskunk]

Working in summer camp.

[Artful Drunktective]

Poorly managed and illegal trophy hunting and poaching. I'd like to throw them in the literal lion's den.