Pineapple on a pizza for sure. I actually like the stuff. I remember going to California Pizza Kitchen many years ago, and they did it well.
But as a burger it seems an abomination. With cheese? What the fuck.
Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Pineapple and cheese as a theory isn’t so bad. But processed Dole pineapple and American cheese as made a reality by the McClown is horrifying.
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I think the looks of it don`t help either. Almost looks like a block of jelly
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What, they don’t have pineapple jelly hockey pucks in Germanland? You Mc Schitzelheads are missing out.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
If pineapple jelly hockey pucks really exist they have to be in Germany. Or Florida. Or parts of Canada populated with Germans and Floridians.
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All right bring me twelve glasses of wine and a burger. Those things we do to be polite...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:56 amYeah it comes with booze if you order the Hula Burger Extra Value Meal.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:14 pmDoes it come with free booze?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Feb 20, 2023 6:27 amThe discontinued Hula Burger from Mickey D's. What kind of person that isn't vegetarian would order a pineapple and cheese sandwich?!
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Germany and Florida primarily consists of old white people. Canadia probably has a high demographic of old white people too. It makes total sense they all like pineapple.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:16 pmIf pineapple jelly hockey pucks really exist they have to be in Germany. Or Florida. Or parts of Canada populated with Germans and Floridians.
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Germany is notorious for crimes against dinner time. Canada loves hockey pucks. Florida is just fucked. Stands to reason pineapple puck sammich would come from Germans breeding with Floridians in Canada. My logic is flawless.
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Pretty much sums it up.
Yes, yes it is. Makes total sense to me. I'm sorta white and sorta old, aaand living in Germany. Where's my pineapple sandwich?!
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Weird Mickey D's burgers....would you rather....???? I'm gonna go with option B. from China.
A. The Gracoro burger from McDonald's in Japan'? The patty consisted of a breadcrumb crust that was stuffed with macaroni, shrimp, and white sauce.
OR...
B. The Mashed Potato Beef Burger from McDonalds in China? Also available with or without bacon.
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A. The Gracoro burger from McDonald's in Japan'? The patty consisted of a breadcrumb crust that was stuffed with macaroni, shrimp, and white sauce.
OR...
B. The Mashed Potato Beef Burger from McDonalds in China? Also available with or without bacon.
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Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
100% pure beef my ass
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B with bacon please.
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