"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
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Pish posh. Canadian humour wishes it was Wisconsin humor.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Schlmeasle, schlamozzelFrankennietzsche wrote:Pish posh. Canadian humour wishes it was Wisconsin humor.
Hossenfefer incorporated.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Do you remember the good old days of them '90's? It was a strange time, very expeditious injundeed.Frankennietzsche wrote:Pish posh. Canadian humour wishes it was Wisconsin humor.
No one ever got worms in their Juice packs, because those, back then, were private.
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"It's a fact... did you know you can get blood from a stone? You just have to throw it hard enough. It's a fact."
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^ ^ ^
Perhaps the British Parlimentalists suffer from a case of Cryptomnesia? Totalitarianism is evident not only in the British Isles, as we all agree, but everywhere. "Those who resign privacy in the name of security blah blah blah." That's what Hitler said.
We reap what others sow. Or sew. Or weave, like a spider's web.
Perhaps the British Parlimentalists suffer from a case of Cryptomnesia? Totalitarianism is evident not only in the British Isles, as we all agree, but everywhere. "Those who resign privacy in the name of security blah blah blah." That's what Hitler said.
We reap what others sow. Or sew. Or weave, like a spider's web.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little Bernie whom we all admire.
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"Make The Shire Great Again!"
Not a dingy, dirty Barry Sanders Hole, but a Trump hole, and that means Classy.
Not a dingy, dirty Barry Sanders Hole, but a Trump hole, and that means Classy.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Frankennietzsche wrote:"Make The Shire Great Again!"
Not a dingy, dirty Barry Sanders Hole, but a Trump hole, and that means Classy.
"It'll be yoooojjj"
Ya know, like Halflings feared.
Btw, weren't they fond of games of chance? Evidently, Tolkien's estate isn't. Well, for good reason, so it appears
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hines.html:.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I have a level 666 spell given to me by my father over the black holidays, a cigar scroll that will allow me to command the succubus Monica Lewinsky to perform sloppy filatio upon the enemy of my choice with +2000 scandal damage. And teeth!
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
My loving wife got me one for Christmas. It sits in the freezer beside my Deathstar ice mold.Frankennietzsche wrote:I bought myself one of these 20-sided die ice-cube molds and so should you.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice