RIP Thread - Raise a glass to those who have passed

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:28 am

I'm wondering, is this the best idea?

Username · Post by **Username** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:32 am

No. Killing oneself is never the best idea.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:35 am

yes, belts are much better used to hold up trousers. Now no more of this nonsense until you've finished your bourbon

Username · Post by **Username** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:38 am

All this talk of belts is making me thirsty

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:42 am

Now Joan Rivers. Rule of 3 applies. I vote for Kathy Griffen. Or Joe Biden.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:41 am

Hmm, the new game show: nominate celebs you'd like to see bite it.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:42 am

And like cheap Chinese food, at first you would feel a bit sick, but an hour later, you'd be hungry for more.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:24 pm

Savage wrote:Hmm, the new game show: nominate celebs you'd like to see bite it.

The trick wouldn't be where to start but where to end.

Resident Asshole · Post by **Resident Asshole** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:43 am

Smatter Noguts wrote:Now Joan Rivers. Rule of 3 applies. I vote for Kathy Griffen. Or Joe Biden.

Betty White was 3rd was she not?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:11 am

No, turkey butt, Betty White is old and still with us. Well, until the alarm clock goes off tomorrow. But seriously, I wonder about clocking out. But, seriously, hanging yourself with a belt. How primitive. I would go for heavy drugs. Except, oh damn, I don't know any drug dealers. So that is a bit of a prob. There is always the slash your wrists thing, but I am such a pussy baby I scream when I get a damn paper cut from my mail.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:05 pm

The holy bench is restored!

Calls for a drink.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:11 pm

Pics

Watching 'S Out for the 2,000,000th time, and drinking a lot.

R.I.P Rik.

Dale · Post by **Dale** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:54 am

He stopped drinking. Mistake.

Dale · Post by **Dale** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:56 am

Good morning Vietnam was great.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:41 am

Yeah, when I seized in public, some asshole reported that it was due to alcohol withdrawal. Uhm, no, ass-munch, I drank as normal the night before, then, as normal, I ate a healthy breakfast and went out and became dizzy and passed out, bashing my head on the dairy case. I had no alcohol in my system, as normal when I go out in a motor vehicle to run errands. But I had not given it up, God forbid. Life as usual, except I collapsed. Oh, and thanks so much, USN doc, for deciding that the one month scrip of Keppra sub was all I needed. Seventeen days after the meds ran out, I had a seizure that had me purple with bruises, and later, after a nap, I came downstairs and tried to eat an egg and some water and went into a several-minutes-long grand mal seizure in which I nearly bit off the left side of my tongue. (according to Grumpy, as I have no memory of this until I woke up in the ambulance). That was quite a ride. About sixty miles, but at least I didn't have to go to that filthy third world hell hole that is my hometown hospital. That asshole Navy doc should have his license revoked. I was very worried because he told me he didn't need to extend my one month prescription. And after the second episode, he scolded me because I "stopped taking my medication"
Excuse me, moron? Tell me, in what state can I write my own prescription? I really want to know: Where did he get his medical degree?

sorry. tonight is rant night. open mike, though. feel free to do as I do.

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