Shit we hate:

[oldsmartskunk]

I hate facebook.

I lost contact with those people from high school for a reason: They weren't friends.

I don't care about their stupid trip to Alaska and I don't want to see a slide show of them holding a fruity cocktail on a ship.

They have ugly kids and I can't even tell what sport they play as fat mom and creepy dad pose at a pizza party for their "everyone gets a trophy" award ceremony.

I don't want to see them open presents on Christmas.

I don't want to see "Throwback Thursday" pictures from high school. I was there. It wasn't as fun as they think.

I don't want to see photos of them having a cookout in their backyard. It only serves to make me think they should have cut the grass and neutered the dog.

Oh great, you got a new car? Fuck off

Hey facebookers. You are becoming Guy Montag's Millie. Get a real life.

FUCK!

You know sir, for this post you get "skunk's drunk man of the hour" award. Brilliant summary of what facebook is. Also bunch of attention whores there.

[oettinger]

Thank drunk I was never on that shitpage.

I also hate screensavers with family pictures

[Badfellow]

I hate facebook....

You know sir, for this post you get "skunk's drunk man of the hour" award. Brilliant summary of what facebook is. Also bunch of attention whores there.

Could not possibly concur more.

A most eloquent and concise expression of contemporary loathing, Dear Booze. We abso-fucking-lutely HATE Facebookery in all of its mundane and insidious forms!


Facebook: it's just like sharing a shitty old slideshow of your trip to Del Boca Vista but with 3 billion people and the NSA sitting in your living room.

[Badfellow]

Mad Dog.

Vachon? Mattis? Or 20/20?

[oettinger]

R Kelly and his hit song I belive I can rape, I should do a karaoke NSFW version of it*

*note to self: better don`t, or face jailtime. Note accepted

[oettinger]

Scarlett Johannson

Jessica Alba`s alien head

Jessica Biel

all Jessicas

[Dear Booze]

Scarlett Johannson

Jessica Alba`s alien head

Jessica Biel

all Jessicas

The only fuckable Jessica is Jessica Tandy.

[oettinger]

Constantine horribel just horrible

[oettinger]

John Wayne

Waynes World

Undrunk Aerosmith

[oettinger]

Puddle of Mud

[oettinger]

Birthdays and the stupid partys

[oettinger]

Fireworks

Old people

[oldsmartskunk]

Swollen prostate
Christina Aguilera
27 year old virgins

[oettinger]

Silver backs without any erection

[Dear Booze]

Farrah Abraham
Game of Thrones
Ethiopian food