THE CHASIST

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booznik wrote:Those stakes are high!

ARRRRRRRRRR

Admiral Willies and Grand-Admiral Palinka...
That's certainly a good plan...

On the other-hand, we could just stakeout a staked out certain "Russian buddy's ""sister"" (alluringly draped with rotting offal), alongside an aged computer, balanced atop a pile of soiled underwear,surgically amputated buttocks, greased-up naked mole-rats, used bum-wad, roadkill, second-hand porn, vodka & lemon and the aborted (or miscarried) foetuses of endangered spirits (and any other things that the BAU can come up with as "turn-ons" for SqualorMan). Of course, all of our marksmen will be inside 205mm (8inch) thick steel boxes (with mason jars, disinfection wipes, air-freshener, hot, cold and alcoholic drink and any other things to make such a high-risk task, bearable) and titanium underwear with a combination lock (with the combination lock release code printed upon on rice-paper, in case of emergencies, plus gas masks and full hazmat suits, just in case - this has to be a "Belt and Braces" operation, people; SqualorMan is getting through our ASS Agents like they were hors d'ouevres ). Any ideas, suggestions or alternative plans should be sent to Col. Sgt. B. Nik Fury, where it will be gratefully received before being cross-cut-shredded and then thrown into the burner.

In the meantime, stay safe, stay indoors and above all stay hygienic.

Joshua Nutsack Toadsqueezer-Rugmuncher (Gen Sec, ASS)

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P. L. Morningstar, Acting Director, ASS (Anti Squalor Squad)
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Godsdammit!

- "Russian buddy's ""sister"" (alluringly draped with rotting offal)

- an aged computer

- a pile of soiled underwear

- surgically amputated buttocks

- greased-up naked mole-rats

- used bum-wad

- roadkill

- second-hand porn

- vodka & lemon

- the aborted (or miscarried) foetuses of endangered spirits

I tried to warn everyone! Listen to me, I live here! These items are extremely attractive to Hollywood film executives, who believe they can make millions with SqualorMan: The Film.*

I have currently blocked the door to *****Warning, it's the SqualorMan Thread*****NSFWoAWE***** with as much furniture as I can find, but a certain Agent has destroyed most of it. If the Hollywood agents get in, we're doomed!

*In 4D, with Smell-o-Vision and Squalor-Simulating Seats... ye gods...
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ARRRRR, me Willies! I hope your latest culinary efforts have succeeded!

When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

When you have a Willies, everything looks like a grill.

When you have a willy, everything looks like a gir-

Cut! Producer! You can edit that part out, can't you?

What do you mean we're live? Aw, crap.

Excuse me, live audience. I'm not drunk, I'm just processing a large amount of ethanol for charity. It's a liver donation, but you keep it in.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote:...These items are extremely attractive to Hollywood film executives, who believe they can make millions with SqualorMan: The Film...[/size]
Well, the World could stand to lose a few Hollywood film executives, and if it makes it easier to lure SqualorMan into a point of triangulated crossfire, so much the better.
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"You summina bastidges, I gonna cut you a new ice hole"

Now about dem large ballaz



We return now to some CHASISTING you moth hair fargers!





All in love, and pride, you damned and mighty Drunkardists





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Right W.! This is a flat out Domination of liquids. Tune up!
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oettinger wrote:Right W.! This is a flat out Domination of liquids. Tune up!
Cheers


Holy sheeeeet

The muthafuckin Oett is back!


Duuuude

Welcomen home laddie
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mistah willies wrote:The muthafuckin Oett is back!
It's a trap.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote:Godsdammit!

- "Russian buddy's ""sister"" (alluringly draped with rotting offal)

- an aged computer

- a pile of soiled underwear

- surgically amputated buttocks

- greased-up naked mole-rats

- used bum-wad

- roadkill

- second-hand porn

- vodka & lemon

- the aborted (or miscarried) foetuses of endangered spirits

I tried to warn everyone! Listen to me, I live here! These items are extremely attractive to Hollywood film executives, who believe they can make millions with SqualorMan: The Film.*

I have currently blocked the door to *****Warning, it's the SqualorMan Thread*****NSFWoAWE***** with as much furniture as I can find, but a certain Agent has destroyed most of it. If the Hollywood agents get in, we're doomed!

*In 4D, with Smell-o-Vision and Squalor-Simulating Seats... ye gods...




booznik wrote:ARRRRR, me Willies! I hope your latest culinary efforts have succeeded!

When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

When you have a Willies, everything looks like a grill.

When you have a willy, everything looks like a gir-

Cut! Producer! You can edit that part out, can't you?

What do you mean we're live? Aw, crap.

Excuse me, live audience. I'm not drunk, I'm just processing a large amount of ethanol for charity. It's a liver donation, but you keep it in.

Gawds be dayamned!


You fine Modern Drunkards and your witty recoursivity!

Avast!


*Ahem*

I mean


DRINK!



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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Hey folks, did this thread suffer a sudden heart attack?
I have to suffer through this shit all week chasists.
Thankfully the woman is now at a christmas party with people from work and I can listen to chasist worthy music again:
Barely 80s but still,Skeletons of society - Slayer. Starving for drink and heavy metal. Where is the sex-drink trade off level that you encountered unbearable?
Prosit
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The oett returneth.

Arm yourself with the wodka, and let us make the infiltraitors run to dem hills!
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mistah willies wrote:..dem hills
There used to be some purty ladies in dem hills.

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"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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WILLIES AND BOOZNIK ARE PHILLIBUSTERING ME
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Mr. Viking wrote:WILLIES AND BOOZNIK ARE PHILLIBUSTERING ME

YES!! ALL CAPS! IT IS NOT ANGER! IT IS SHANGHAI MUTHA DRUNKAS!
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mistah willies wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:WILLIES AND BOOZNIK ARE PHILLIBUSTERING ME

YES!! ALL CAPS! IT IS NOT ANGER! IT IS SHANGHAI MUTHA DRUNKAS!
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WE ARE ON SKYPE AND THERE IS DRINKING OCCURRING. THE CALLED HAVE BEEN COPS.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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