Shit we hate:

[oettinger]

voicemails

[Dear Booze]

Oprah

[Dear Booze]

People who wear Christmas themed ties.

Tight suits with skinny, low-rise-pants and colorful socks.

Top Gun.

Men who wear cologne.

Stinky pussy.

Designer dogs.

People who quit smoking and then criticized people who smoke.

People who quit anything and then criticize people who still do what they used to do.

[oldsmartskunk]

People carrying around "god hates fags" sign!

[Artful Drunktective]

Having to listen to voicemails.
Having to listen to stories about irritating vaginas.

[Artful Drunktective]

People carrying around "god hates fags" sign!

Those people I will punch.

[Artful Drunktective]

People who wear Christmas themed ties.

Tight suits with skinny, low-rise-pants and colorful socks.

Top Gun.

Men who wear cologne.

Stinky pussy.

Designer dogs.

People who quit smoking and then criticized people who smoke.

People who quit anything and then criticize people who still do what they used to do.

DB you always have a way to make me laugh until I cry. I had a guy friend that reeked of cologne hug me the other day and afterwards I did an Ace Ventura cry in the shower because his taint was on my body. So fking disqusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhBr0lPNuuU]

Oprah

Totally.

[Artful Drunktective]

I hate facebook.

I lost contact with those people from high school for a reason: They weren't friends.

I don't care about their stupid trip to Alaska and I don't want to see a slide show of them holding a fruity cocktail on a ship.

They have ugly kids and I can't even tell what sport they play as fat mom and creepy dad pose at a pizza party for their "everyone gets a trophy" award ceremony.

I don't want to see them open presents on Christmas.

I don't want to see "Throwback Thursday" pictures from high school. I was there. It wasn't as fun as they think.

I don't want to see photos of them having a cookout in their backyard. It only serves to make me think they should have cut the grass and neutered the dog.

Oh great, you got a new car? Fuck off

Hey facebookers. You are becoming Guy Montag's Millie. Get a real life.

FUCK!

Although I have a FB, it's only because all of my friends and family are 5,000 miles away. The people that do these things on FB are empty and soulless just looking for attention and validation. And we hate them. Stupid chicks sharing pics of their feet and pedicures and new shoes. WTF.

On that note, I will add shit i hate: high school.

[oettinger]

Bon Jovi, and the house wifes listening to his crap. Hate his balls

I also hate to women I fall in love with

[Artful Drunktective]

Infomercials.

Sloppy Joes.

Balloons.

Threesomes.

Sports commentary.

Lifetime movies.

Ex-wives.

[oettinger]

Bryan Adams - Evertime I drink, I blame it on you

Now youtube thinks I`m gay

[oettinger]

Justin Timberlake

[oettinger]

Forgetting shit I hate

[oettinger]

Sonny and Cher

[oettinger]

Passing out early