Little Joe

zin · Post by **zin** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:35 pm

I always wanted to go to Scotland.
Visit the old castles, the Cragganmore distillery and also the Bowmore distillery.
Also, not eat haggis.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:41 pm

My sister had a cabage patch kid with a mohawk. I shit you not. I wish we still had that thing.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:39 pm

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:40 pm

UnkleLemmy

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:41 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:UnkleLemmy

You cant prove that its mine! I hardly knew the girl.
And the kid looks like Palinka anyways.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:26 pm

It looks nothing like Palinka - there's no absinthe in its bottle.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:12 pm

Oh dear god. I've forgotten what this thread is about and what the hell i was going to say. but Chelsea, I swear your bottle guy's eyes and mouth moved. I went back to see what he was saying, but nothing. then just as I was moving on, his eyes moved like he was looking at me. I should be scared i guess

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:36 pm

well, he must be looking at you, wasn't winking at me... at least I didn't think it was me....

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:53 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:You cant prove that its mine! I hardly knew the girl.
And the kid looks like Palinka anyways.

It's a goddamned lie. I never met the girl. It wasn't me. She was like that when I met her. When I passed out she was talking to Sal.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:09 am

And, the child is a beauty. Cannot be yours.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:55 am

HELP!!!!!! They snatched me last night, the baby too!!! They're mean, they're forcing us to drink Mountain Dew. Help us!!

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:12 am

"We got Mountain Dew and Clam Juice."
"Ewwwww! I'll take the Clam Juice."

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:32 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:I know who he is! He was a war hero, made movies, drank a lot, opened up a auto detailing business in the Valley, I think. He was a cute guy!!

Hecks yeah! Most decorated US soldier of WWII, Western star, and drunk. Pretty big idol of mine, especially since I'm a 40s/WWII/50s buff.

Anyway, yeah, I look a hell of alot like that picture of him in the trenchcoat in that link Hugh provided. 'Specially the hair. I'm 27 though, so I think I'm a few years older than he probably was in that shot.

Interesting side note - he slept with a .45 under his pillow.

Whatta man!

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:40 am

I'd be afraid of blowing my own head off in a drunken blackout.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:27 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:UnkleLemmy

i don't get it. it just says that this site doesn't support remote linking and some other garbage. am i the only one thgat sees that