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We do not have a television set. But a year or two ago, whilst at the doctor's, I saw a commercial that showed cute little animals. A baby cow, a sheep, etc. The v.o. talked about how cute and sweet and nice they were, and how we all loved them, concluding with the rallying cry: "So let's eat them!" Oh yeah. mmmmmm meat. I think vegetarians and vegans, by their very ideology, have thrown themselves into the pool of fleshy comestibles. The Savage Chef spent a bit of time with a cannibalistic tribe. She has some dandy recipes.
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I like meat. Lots of it too.
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Post by fdoosey »

I adhere to the Reverend Horton Heat, who sang a lovely tune called "Eat Steak". I have the MP3 on my site, I'll post the link in a bit.
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OK, here it is (I had to check):

http://www.geocities.com/fdoosey/eatsteak.mp3
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I like Dennis Leary's take.

"Meat tastes like murder. And murder taste pretty damn good!"
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Awww..... The link is not working. Damn that sausage! :x

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Heh, I haven't had meat in 12 years.

If it makes any sense though, I fucking hate vegans (although technically I am one.) They are nazis. I would have been a vegan like 9 years ago, if I didn't know so many fucking vegans. None of them drink, either. Like I said, Hitler didn't drink, smoke, or eat meat. Churchill did all. That's all I gots to say about that. And oh yeah, who lived longer? The worlds first vegan died not too long ago. I think he was in his late 50s. My relatives grew up on lard sandwiches, beer, and tobacco and are all in their 80s. Who cares? Have fun!
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

heard puke bucket loves the sausage. real meat eater.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

eat steak eat steak eat a big ol steer....


The rev. is so cool.
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Post by Savage »

Combat, you may have odd eating habits, but we likes ya. As a vegan, I suppose you wouldn't like my molasses cookies. They're made with lard. People refuse to eat them if I tell them this, but otherwise, they love them. So I don't tell them. But if I knew someone was veg, I would let them know before they bit.
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Post by bloaargh »

Combat Rock wrote:Like I said, Hitler didn't drink, smoke, or eat meat. Churchill did all.
Not trying to defend Hitler, but as far as I know he ate meat. I don't know about drinkin though. He was ordered by his doctor not to eat meat for a while, but he was a nasty guy anyways.

My point of view on this whole thing? Name one successful civilization not based on meat and intoxicants!

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Post by thirsty4beer »

hey ms swiller, why not wait til they chew it a bit, then tell them? much more amusing;or am i being too cruel? :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

LuckyStrikes wrote:I like meat. Lots of it too.
Damn right, is there anything better than a steak, served medium rare and bloody, my mouth is watering as i type this :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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I will be honest. If I am ever stuck on a mountain or an island without anything to eat..all of youse is fair game. Especially the ones with meat on their bones.....I've never tasted human before..but I'm thinkin it might ok. Especially the alcohohic ones.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:I will be honest. If I am ever stuck on a mountain or an island without anything to eat..all of youse is fair game. Especially the ones with meat on their bones.....I've never tasted human before..but I'm thinkin it might ok. Especially the alcohohic ones.
its really greasy, though i can not officialy deny or confirm
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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