How do I politely kick my cousin out of the house

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 4:15 pm

Just tell him you've a date and would appreciate it if he made himself scarce. It won't be a total lie.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 11:56 pm

hide the booze, and all the food except for the 10 year old + spam that you swear you will never eat and start tailing him wherever he goes making sound effects. he will get the hint

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:49 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:Just tell him you've a date and would appreciate it if he made himself scarce. It won't be a total lie.

A date!!! Lemmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:04 am

just walk in drunk, drop your pants and start wildly peeing on everything in the living room and kitchen. might be a while before that "date" comes over again, but i know i would leave.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:17 am

What does "polite" mean anyway? Nothing done well is done politely.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:39 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Just tell him you've a date and would appreciate it if he made himself scarce. It won't be a total lie.
A date!!! Lemmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!

Whats wrong with some dates? My doctor said I should eat more fruit.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:27 am

Lemmy you have enough access to fruit, after all, you do sell banana's...

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bananas/4.html

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:50 am

start drinking mickeys, then urinate on him in his sleep. works for hookers too.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:52 am

I took a nap after work yesterday whilehe went out with a friend. By time I woke up he was passed out on the couch so at least I was able to sneak out without him coming along. I think today I'll tellhim its timeto hit the road. At least he feeds the dog.

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:56 pm

this was a good one. did you ever get rid hof him? i had a friend do that to me.he stayed an entire year. i could'nt put him out. he was having a hard time. but i sure wished he wuld leave. so happy when he did.

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:51 pm

Fleecers. That's how they get in the door. The hard times story.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:39 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Just tell him you've a date and would appreciate it if he made himself scarce. It won't be a total lie.
A date!!! Lemmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!

A date with Madame Bottle. No lie, no cheatin'.