How do I politely kick my cousin out of the house
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hide the booze, and all the food except for the 10 year old + spam that you swear you will never eat and start tailing him wherever he goes making sound effects. he will get the hint
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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just walk in drunk, drop your pants and start wildly peeing on everything in the living room and kitchen. might be a while before that "date" comes over again, but i know i would leave.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Whats wrong with some dates? My doctor said I should eat more fruit.LuckyStrikes wrote:A date!!! Lemmy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!Frankennietzsche wrote:Just tell him you've a date and would appreciate it if he made himself scarce. It won't be a total lie.
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Lemmy you have enough access to fruit, after all, you do sell banana's...
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bananas/4.html
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bananas/4.html
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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I took a nap after work yesterday whilehe went out with a friend. By time I woke up he was passed out on the couch so at least I was able to sneak out without him coming along. I think today I'll tellhim its timeto hit the road. At least he feeds the dog.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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