oh don't hink i wiped my ass very well today

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:30 pm

howdy. i'm here and i have actually limited internet use, promised though it is gone tomorrow. its been a day and i've been awake for about 2 hours. i woke up to this horrifying undrunkenness and decided it would be easier to face life if i just slept through it. pray for me and drink my friends, for you never know when you may be forced into undrunkenness, and let me tell you from first hand experience, the world is a miserable, desperate place with the mind altering effects of alcohol.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:47 pm

Yes I too must face undrunkenness for a couple of weeks. So many bills have come up. I may be forced to still my own.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:50 pm

KingHornDaddy wrote:Yes I too must face undrunkenness for a couple of weeks. So many bills have come up. I may be forced to still my own.

that's why i usually ignore bills. if they really want my money, they'll give me a phone call, very convenient, in fact i don't know why they just don't call first, save us both a lot of headache.

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:10 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:howdy. i'm here and i have actually limited internet use, promised though it is gone tomorrow. its been a day and i've been awake for about 2 hours. i woke up to this horrifying undrunkenness and decided it would be easier to face life if i just slept through it. pray for me and drink my friends, for you never know when you may be forced into undrunkenness, and let me tell you from first hand experience, the world is a miserable, desperate place with the mind altering effects of alcohol.

I had to spend a month in Saudi two years ago. Actually a month and a half. After five days, you have guzzled everything you brought, no one with any alcoholic sense is sharing, and your're left with, nothing.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:16 pm

i've seen a cap full of cheap dodka go for between 5 and 10 dollars.

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:19 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've seen a cap full of cheap dodka go for between 5 and 10 dollars.

I bought a twenty year old bottle of russian beer for 15 american dollars

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:21 pm

But the wonderful bender I went on when I got back!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:21 pm

StoliGirl wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've seen a cap full of cheap dodka go for between 5 and 10 dollars.
I bought a twenty year old bottle of russian beer for 15 american dollars

sounds tasty, was it worth it? i bet at the time is was about the best goddammed beer you ever had.

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:26 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
StoliGirl wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've seen a cap full of cheap dodka go for between 5 and 10 dollars.
I bought a twenty year old bottle of russian beer for 15 american dollars
sounds tasty, was it worth it? i bet at the time is was about the best goddammed beer you ever had.

Nope. Half of it was slug water. I think they rigged the seal. What little beer that was in there just made me want more. Better to go completely cold turkey than even a sniff.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:30 pm

realised something today, or remembered it. I somehow get reverse hangovers, when i am completely undrunk through an evening(it happens occasionally) i wake up in the morning with the hangover headache, loss of motivation, and slight nausea, what the hell i can get mostly drunk and feel fine. its a gift i guess

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:24 pm

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I had to spend a month in Saudi two years ago. Actually a month and a half. After five days, you have guzzled everything you brought, no one with any alcoholic sense is sharing, and your're left with, nothing.[/quote]

It just makes me sick of thinking of an American military not being able to drink. I suppose they don't let them use real bullets either. We shouldn't be trying to invade Muslim people, we should be inviting them to keggers and speakeasys. The poor oppresed people of the Muslim world turn to violence because they want a goddam drink. And less facetiously, they want to be able to participate in not just drinking, but dancing and music and culture and learning, the very things that the world owes so much to the Arabs for keeping alive while Europe was trying to be one big ignorant monastary during the dark ages. Hell, the real European monastaries were more enlightened, and more drunk, then the feudal estates of those dry, un-drunk, dark ages. If you want to help the cause of world peace, go out and meet a Muslim, and buy the poor bastard a fookin drink.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:33 pm

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/i ... aghdad.htm

Omar, what you describe I blame on cigarettes.

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:06 am

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:It just makes me sick of thinking of an American military not being able to drink. I suppose they don't let them use real bullets either.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This slays me right now. Coulodn't tell you why. It's probably the tequila.

In a complete;ly different vein, I just wanted to tell you cats how much I appreciate all of you. you're beautifl folk, wihtout compare. Dumnno why I picked now to say say, in the middle of a totally irrelevant post, but there it is.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:34 am

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/i ... aghdad.htm

Omar, what you describe I blame on cigarettes.

really it happens no matter if i smoke or snot

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:46 am

Hmm I always do both so there's no control group. Only out of control groups here.

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