The OJ Poll

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Do I look like OJ

You fucking murderer
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56%
No way
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15%
I don't care, you are just so goddamn buff
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30%
 
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The OJ Poll

Post by TheBigCasino »

The subject came up in chat, and I'm leaving it up to the rookie lightwei...um, the members of the board.

Do I look like OJ - or do I not look like OJ...

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

I voted no.
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Post by ScreamingToast »

If OJ is the evil twin, you must be the good twin. That means OJ must be a seriously nasty motherfucker to have a good twin as bad as you!
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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

And that picture of you with 4 women is awesome. Except for the short haired white chick.
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Post by Saturn »

You look like OJ if he wasn't weathered by carrying a guilty conscience.
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Post by Tom »

OJ's younger, happy, bourbon-swiller brother. No option for that on the poll, though.
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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

Ba Bump.
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Post by Leftboston »

No way and you are a chick magnet it seems. OJ looks like he is going for the downlow with Johnny Cockring there.
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Post by Fast Cast »

You look like OJ wished he did.

I think you need a Heisman Trophy shaped flask.
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Post by steved2112 »

No way. OJ doesn't look like a hero and Casino doesn't look like an arrogant fool.
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Post by greygoose »

But if I was gonna kill the bitch...
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Post by Misha »

I voted for buff, but no, you do not look like OJ.
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Post by Crystal »

Nope. You look like Casino. The one and only.
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I'm not sure. I'd need to see a picture of OJ drinking out of a bowl first.
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Post by Manos »

UnkleLemmy wrote:I'm not sure. I'd need to see a picture of OJ drinking out of a bowl first.
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Here it is. Oh, wait, that's Casino. Oops.
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