Non Smokers A Minority Here?

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Are You A Smoker?

Smoker
27
47%
Non Smoker
30
53%
 
Total votes: 57

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Non Smokers A Minority Here?

Post by Al Coholic » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:15 pm

Im just curious as to the relationship between booze and nicotine. It seems that most boozers are also smokers. Please give me some input into this theory.

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:16 pm

I would think you're right but I don't smoke.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:42 pm

Smoke!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:34 pm

I quit.

But I have my relapses.
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Post by Screwball » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:50 pm

I haven't smoked cigs in about 6 years.
But I smoked for 22 years.

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Post by twentysevenshots » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:58 pm

I'm currently smoking for everyone on the board who doesn't. shame on all of you, giving me cancer and whatnot.
got Datetape?

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Post by Badfellow » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:11 pm

I smoke like a wildfire.
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Post by mjm » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:16 pm

ShiverMeSpottedScrewballs wrote:I haven't smoked cigs in about 6 years.
But I smoked for 22 years.

"Would you walk a mile for a Camel, or be like Mr. Chesterfield and satisfiy?"
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"So I pulled out my Jim Beam, and to her surprise it was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club."
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Post by 190Flask » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:18 pm

Sorry, I put the non-smokers back in the lead.
RIP Tim.

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Post by massivedrunk » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:22 pm

190Flask wrote:Sorry, I put the non-smokers back in the lead.
So did I. I'd croak at work if I smoked.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by Rooster » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:28 pm

I don't smoke. I've had enough heart and lung problems at 27, that I don't need any help digging my grave.

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:30 pm

Captain Scallywanker wrote:I don't smoke. I've had enough heart and lung problems at 27, that I don't need any help digging my grave.
You sure? I have my own shovel.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Post by Rooster » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:32 pm

BeerMakesMeSmarrrrrrrrrrt wrote:
Captain Scallywanker wrote:I don't smoke. I've had enough heart and lung problems at 27, that I don't need any help digging my grave.
You sure? I have my own shovel.
I fly helicopters, drink a fifth of rum a night, and drive my Subaru at 150mph on the way to work and back each and every day.

Your shovel is a but a mote in God's eye.

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Post by Two Martini Breakfast » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:47 pm

190Flask wrote:Sorry, I put the non-smokers back in the lead.
It was pretty well lopsided when I voted. I smoke weed when it's available and, if at social events where there will be tobacco smoking, I'll bring a pack of my own. I get those unfiltered Camels that are packed super-dense and are shorter than the average cigarette. Picked up that inclination from a Beat poet friend of mine in school. He said, "If you're going to smoke, you might as well do it right."
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Post by Chimneyfish » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:56 pm

Do I ever! Some would even say I smoke like a Chimneyfish. I was surprised by the current poll results though. If you all don't pick up smoking then I don't know if you'll be cool enough looking to hang out with me.
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