HEY I can't hand myself in if they don't have the warrant's filed yet! The slow fuckin judges and clerks haven't come to my registered address (the one i am still at, yet). I can not hand myself in for a crime they have not recognized yet. I will though when i here that fateful knock.Mr. Viking wrote:grow up and hand yourself ingivemesomepills wrote:I feel for you I'm on suboxone now but I still have to deal with the fact that the police are going to get me on a warrant anyday and I can't find anywhere to lay low. i'm fucked nothing is as bad as withdrawals in jail and they just don't care.
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givemesomepils
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Re: junkie
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
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Mr. Viking
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Re: junkie
ah right, think I understand
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Mr. Viking wrote:ah right, think I understand
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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Looks like he did?Mr. Viking wrote:grow up and hand yourself ingivemesomepills wrote:I feel for you I'm on suboxone now but I still have to deal with the fact that the police are going to get me on a warrant anyday and I can't find anywhere to lay low. i'm fucked nothing is as bad as withdrawals in jail and they just don't care.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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I spent all my money on booze!oettinger wrote:Lets buy some flowers and visit him
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Mr. Viking
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Re: junkie
maybe we should start a search party?
Meet at 1700EST in the pub
Meet at 1700EST in the pub
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Re: junkie
Look who else was a junkie.
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Nice one, always thought Merkel didn`t look to healthybooznik wrote:Look who else was a junkie.
Drink!
Re: junkie
Okay. Enough of the fucking dogpile. I think he gets it and others here have been known to indulge in recreational pharmaceuticals. So let's all get a little Billy Joel about this and back off.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Well said.
It takes quite a lot for any newbie to dare to enter a community and then strive to participate.
Trust me on this. At the same time, it's proper to watch out for the damned Trolls.
But, I think that these days, Trolls can add a lot of fun to the board, if they can stick it out
...without "it" getting chopped off.
Man, I miss a good Troll. I think they went to the FB.
Hug A Troll Today! Palinka, would you make this a thing?
It takes quite a lot for any newbie to dare to enter a community and then strive to participate.
Trust me on this. At the same time, it's proper to watch out for the damned Trolls.
But, I think that these days, Trolls can add a lot of fun to the board, if they can stick it out
...without "it" getting chopped off.
Man, I miss a good Troll. I think they went to the FB.
Hug A Troll Today! Palinka, would you make this a thing?
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Maybe johnny law caught up with him and he's paying his debt to society...
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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frankennietzsche wrote:Maybe johnny law caught up with him and he's paying his debt to society...
He stuck around quite a long time. More than your average bear.
Re: junkie
Maybe it was Sean? Joey? The ´95 denver broncos?chilly willies wrote:
He stuck around quite a long time. More than your average bear.
Drink!
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Now don't be paranoid. Sean is in prison, and Joey is working as a masseuse in Beverly Hills. Chicago didn't work out for him. Too cold.oettinger wrote:Maybe it was Sean? Joey? The ´95 denver broncos?chilly willies wrote:
He stuck around quite a long time. More than your average bear.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze