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Not Exactly The Lottery...

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...however...

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Hmm... I wonder what I would have done in a similar situation...
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Sounds like someone was about to get boarded and they dumped what they could.

Best option is to turn it in. If you don't know how to move that much, just breaking bad outta the blue is going to get ugly.
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According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas.
Amen, Brother Thirsty. Amen.
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Man, I am never in the right place at the right time.
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TheBigCasino wrote:Sounds like someone was about to get boarded and they dumped what they could.

Best option is to turn it in. If you don't know how to move that much, just breaking bad outta the blue is going to get ugly.
The above post contains about everything you need for the basic synopsis, a working title (Breaking Bad) and maybe a soundtrack song/hook idea (Outta The Blue) for a nice comedy film.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo

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I'd have kept it. I know people. Could have wholesaled it out for half the value in a matter of weeks. Just sayin.
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I would have called the police or destroyed that shit on the spot: I hate drugs and drug dealers.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:I would have called the police or destroyed that shit on the spot: I hate drugs and drug dealers.
I take it you don't class alcohol as a drug...
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Holy. Shit.

That is all.
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If I discovered this bag, I would of course see to it that such contraband was disposed of immediately, in a safe and sane manner, by my crack team (wait a minute...that didn't come out exactly right...) of highly-experienced cocaine-disposal professionals ("Easy there, Brandi...you and Raven and the other gallant ladies are working much too hard on the disposal..."), who would selflessly risk their own safety to make damn sure that our already overworked men and women of law enforcement and the general public were spared any possible trouble over, or exposure to, this vile and toxic menace, and in fact, shouldn't even be bothered with the knowledge of it's heinous existence.

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I woulda turned MOST of it in . . . . :)
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