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you can call her a slut?
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Dude. Derrick's kid is lucky he's not the father. Derrick looks like a goddamned monster.

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John Barleycorn wrote:you can call her a slut?

That all depends on how big the party was.
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And if she took any names.

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Dude! You ARE the father!
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waahoohah wrote:Dude! You ARE the father!
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Should have wrapped that rascal, Randall!

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Exactly what I'd do.
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Only in the US of A.

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I think if you need to have a paternity test, then you have a problem and probably should not be having this child.
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J. Tequila wrote:Image
Not mad really. It's more like I want to ask the woman who brings 19 men in and still can't find the father "Damn girl! How many different sexual partners do you have during a 28 day menstrual cycle?" I mean, I could understand bringing in half the neighborhood if you needed to test everyone you ever slept with, but baby making doesn't work that way. It's not like one day you'll end up pregnant from that time you had sex 4 years ago with Steve because his sperm were just waiting up there and biding their time.

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every woman I did with

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John Barleycorn wrote:
Not mad really. It's more like I want to ask the woman who brings 19 men in and still can't find the father "Damn girl! How many different sexual partners do you have during a 28 day menstrual cycle?"
What is this "the menstrual cycle"? Sounds like liberal propaganda to me
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