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Hey, RIPT told me to tell yous guyz to check out his facespace page. (I think that he did it wrong, though...)

http://www.interpol.int/Wanted-Persons/ ... 2006-51790
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I sense his presence...my morning glass of whisky just levitated
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My good buddy, RIPT has been texting (sexting, mor like it!) me from the Innauguration. He's as giddy as a school girl
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankennietzsche wrote:My good buddy, RIPT has been texting (sexting, mor like it!) me from the Innauguration. He's as giddy as a school girl
Your good buddy RIPT has suggested that you take a self-portrait in a bathrobe and use it as your AV.
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Fast Cast wrote: Your good buddy RIPT has suggested that you take a self-portrait in a bathrobe and use it as your AV.
A bathrobe not my bathrobe?

My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)
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frankennietzsche wrote:A bathrobe not my bathrobe?

My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)


A bathrobe....

My good buddy Ript was concerned you might not have a bathrobe to match with a giant leather holster large enough to hold a Yosemite Sam-type revolver.

Cowboy hat is optional, but not really.
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Fast Cast wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:A bathrobe not my bathrobe?

My good buddy RIPT says that you are a prevert. (sic)


A bathrobe....

My good buddy Ript was concerned you might not have a bathrobe to match with a giant leather holster large enough to hold a Yosemite Sam-type revolver.

Cowboy hat is optional, but not really.
That'd be your Walker Colt...

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Dude, RiPT couldn't find a holster-belt big enough for his fat donkey.

And, y'know, he'd have to leave the house, and all...
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My good buddy RIPT just called. He said that he wanted to post in the "daily nut" thread, but couldn't. :( His emoticon, not mine.

He said that he wanted to remind everybody that he has told people in the past that he is a bio-chemist and that I should say that he is, too.
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My amigo RIPT was just telling me that, much to the surprise of most folk, he thinks that President Obama is doing a swell job. He said that he would vote for him again if he could.
He hails from Delaware and, the way that he was talking, he has a huge man-crush on VP Biden.
"Hate the game, not the playah." is what he said.

That RIPT is just so full of surprises.
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankennietzsche wrote:My amigo RIPT was just telling me that, much to the surprise of most folk, he thinks that President Obama is doing a swell job. He said that he would vote for him again if he could.
He hails from Delaware and, the way that he was talking, he has a huge man-crush on VP Biden.
"Hate the game, not the playah." is what he said.

That RIPT is just so full of surprises.
He is full of surprises if he told you that. Or his doctors finally got his meds right.

Are you sure you haven't been talking to treetop...or me?

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RIPT wrote: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
(Not many people realize that this character was based on the real life antics of RIPT.)
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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frankennietzsche wrote:
RIPT wrote: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
(Not many people realize that this character was based on the real life antics of RIPT.)
Well, RiPT is definitely an Oddball...

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How in the hell did I manage to miss this thread? Oh, it's in NBR.

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Lord RIPT has best kung-fu grip for pointing Desert Eagle pisol at webcam.
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