My good friend RIPT just told me...
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My sometimes penpal, RIPT, told me that he likes to go to messageboards and pretend that he is a stripper so that mens will hit on him. It gets him hard without pills in the privacy of his own home."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My ole buddy Stinkshoe
wait, stink shoe always leaves a scent when you track him
or when you step in something he done left behind
wait, stink shoe always leaves a scent when you track him
or when you step in something he done left behind
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I hear he's a squirter.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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A long time ago, he. had no lady to love
She's told him things
and snapped on her purple glove
Now he's not alone,
She's got his bone
Marion and RIPT dance together in Ravenwood forever
Artfully
She's told him things
and snapped on her purple glove
Now he's not alone,
She's got his bone
Marion and RIPT dance together in Ravenwood forever
Artfully
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"Diesel says 'woof, that's sharp!'"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
My best friend forever RIPT told me how his illegitimate daughter Riptina is now legal drinking age, and he's pretty upset she took a job as a cocktail skirt at one of those trucker strip joints out on the interstate. They were supposed to spend some family time trolling together this weekend.
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I heard he recently acquired a new set of drapes, as the old ones were soiled. Just sayin'.
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My good friend RIPT says Tide works great for getting the grease stains out of his bathrobe.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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not a bad job if she can take shit from the gyus. she shuold make good tips if she looks good and flirts...as long as she don't get in to hookingBadfellow wrote:My best friend forever RIPT told me how his illegitimate daughter Riptina is now legal drinking age, and he's pretty upset she took a job as a cocktail skirt at one of those trucker strip joints out on the interstate. They were supposed to spend some family time trolling together this weekend.
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My old chum, RIPT, just tried to AIM me. He said that he is so giddy because today is Taylor Swift's 27th birthday.
Or, as he put it: "HOORAY FOR TAYTAY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!"
He said that he tried to send me a .gif of himself cheering that with pompoms and everything.
He sure lorvves him some TayTay.
Or, as he put it: "HOORAY FOR TAYTAY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!"
He said that he tried to send me a .gif of himself cheering that with pompoms and everything.
He sure lorvves him some TayTay.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My stinky friend RIPt tried to reach me through Yahoo today, but he's pissed on some Ruskies. That makes them pissed off.
He PMSed me and said that he will teach them a lesson or two about things.
Maybe he'll freak them out, huh
He PMSed me and said that he will teach them a lesson or two about things.
Maybe he'll freak them out, huh
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My good feind RIPT was just musing that he has never met a woman named "Asia" who was Asian. THings that make you go "hmmm..."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Ole RIPt teletyped the Pentagon a couple days ago, and he said that he yearned for the innocent times of his youth when a spyship was spotted off the coast of California, back in '41.
He's such a card. He thinks he can get a response from anyone in power any more. No one tell him about the Yelp app. He'll never get off the toilet with his incessant Yelping.
He's such a card. He thinks he can get a response from anyone in power any more. No one tell him about the Yelp app. He'll never get off the toilet with his incessant Yelping.
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Our favorite curmudgeon, RIPT, celebrates the 13th of March every year by purchasing a new posterior cork. Or so I have heard...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"