My good friend RIPT just told me...
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I can trust this bottle to lie to me. Wait, empty?oettinger wrote:Luckily I have no friends. Wew...
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My good freindf RIPT keeps going on and on about what a treat it was to watcht eh State of the Union address. He loves our President so. He did tell me that, after his most recent shenanagans, he was kind of glad to get escorted out as he needs to concentrate on volunteering for Hillary in '16.
Also, he said to expect him back once, in his words "the most anticipated film of the year" Fifty Shades of Grey is released. (And after he does a little "releasing" of his own at the premire, if you know what he means...)
Also, he said to expect him back once, in his words "the most anticipated film of the year" Fifty Shades of Grey is released. (And after he does a little "releasing" of his own at the premire, if you know what he means...)
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
...that he has been collecting his urine, scabs, nail-clippings and other bodily-emissions since he was seven* (which is when his Mom first allowed him to wear "boy clothes" - on condition that he join the Girl Guides and help out the "family business" by working out his jacking off muscles (he's so proud of holding the record, in Boise, for 100 customers satisfied in under 30 minutes - until he was disqualified for not technically being a girl or a guide)).
He's lived a crazy fun life, that RiPT.
* He read that Howard Hughes did that and figured that maybe it would make him rich too...
He's lived a crazy fun life, that RiPT.
* He read that Howard Hughes did that and figured that maybe it would make him rich too...
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My pal RIPT was just regailing me with stories from his latest 4/20 celebrations. He said that he was "smoking the stickie ickie" and playing some hackie sack all day long with some college bros down on the quad.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
You know 4/20 is hitlers birthday also, don`t you? Makes much more sense now for me. I also don`t like potheads btwfrankennietzsche wrote:My pal RIPT was just regailing me with stories from his latest 4/20 celebrations. He said that he was "smoking the stickie ickie" and playing some hackie sack all day long with some college bros down on the quad.
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Don't you try to harsh the mellow, dude.oettinger wrote: You know 4/20 is hitlers birthday also, don`t you? Makes much more sense now for me. I also don`t like potheads btw
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Woah, dude's right. time to chill. Easy now, let's all wake and bake and listen to some smooth songs.frankennietzsche wrote:Don't you try to harsh the mellow, dude.oettinger wrote: You know 4/20 is hitlers birthday also, don`t you? Makes much more sense now for me. I also don`t like potheads btw
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Don't try to steal RIPT's thunder!
(get it?)
(get it?)
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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My comrade RIPT wanted me to wish everyone a benevolent and productive anniversay of the birth oh Ho Chi Minh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE HO!
ALso, he wished us all to celebrate the birthday of the other big hero in his life: Malcolm X.
ALso, he wished us all to celebrate the birthday of the other big hero in his life: Malcolm X.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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No matter how hard your good friend RIPT tries, he'll never be an X Ho...frankennietzsche wrote:My comrade RIPT wanted me to wish everyone a benevolent and productive anniversay of the birth oh Ho Chi Minh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE HO!
ALso, he wished us all to celebrate the birthday of the other big hero in his life: Malcolm X.
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Fixed that for you.oettinger wrote: You know 4/20 is RIPTler's birthday also, don`t you?
Fuck knuckle came for a visit and I missed it? I thought it smelled like moldy old man in here.
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My fellow American, RIPT, was just regaling me with tales of Polk-Harding Days of years past. Apparently, in days past, it was a tradition in the coastal regions to spend Polk-Harding morns at the Navy bases providing "old fashioneds" for our sailors. He said that he misses these bygone days, so.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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That RiPT is a helluva guy. How many lives does that cat have? Not energizer bunny, no, more like a plague of minor biblical proportions. There are 222 different strains of the common cold virus. Once you catch one, you become immune to that specific strain. However, the math indicates that if you want to get through them all, it would be ten colds a year, and you'll be done in twenty two years. After that, feel free to lick doorknobs and snort light switches. Good times, huh.