My good friend RIPT just told me...

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My good friend RIPT just told me...

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That he is truly sorry for all of the trolling, and ungentlemanly behavior. He said that he's been a little down the past few years and let his drinking get the better of him.
I told him to buck up, and that tomorrow's a new day.
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Not Booze Related?

Mysogyny related?

Have you been trolling the other Pub?
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Ha! The Other Pub!

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What did he ever contribute?

As my good friend RIPT would say: "Nada! Muchachos bonitas melones!"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankennietzsche wrote:What did he ever contribute?
TBH the only thing I can tell you about him is that he has/had a ponytail
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As my compadre`, RIPT used to tell me:
"Friends are flowers it must be a duck."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankennietzsche wrote:As my compadre`, RIPT used to tell me:
"Friends are flowers it must be a duck."
Viaduct?

I believe I came here after RIPT had become persona-non but I do enjoy some of his attempts at sneaking back on. The ex-submarine crewman was especially good. We had a couple of nice, drunken exchanges on the subject (he seemed very well informed)...until the ban hammer found him.
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Well, like my best chum RIPT always says:
"what we are dealing with is the rubber meeting the road, and instead of biting the bullet on these issues, we just want to punt."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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frankenneitszhce is RIPT!!!!!!!

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JohnnyT wrote:frankenneitszhce is RIPT!!!!!!!
"No...I'M Spartacus!"
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JohnnyT wrote:frankenneitszhce is RIPT!!!!!!!
Pish posh.

Withdraw is making you paranoid.
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Here's a quote from a recent phone conversation:

"Dude, I am enjoying the bejebus out of these flavored malt beverages. I don't care what Casino says, they are deeeeelisheous."

RIPT is such a card.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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If trolling and alcoholism were sins, I'd have been banned years ago.

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My good friend RIPT, just told me that he thinks you are a drunk and a troll. A beautiful, sexy troll.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Sometimes I think that my good pal RIPT has some issues that he needs to sort through, but who doesn't. He confided in me that he has had strange Oedipal dreams before.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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