He just confessed that 隠し砦の三悪人 is really all about him (well...three of his personalities*, anyway)
* Multiple Personality Disorder means that you never have to say "sorry" (you can get "Emily, the frightened little girl who lives in your amygdala" to say it for you)...
My good friend RIPT just told me...
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Lord RIPT had held a number of alternate titles during his long intertron tenure, including but not limited to:
*King RIPT
*RIPT Prince of Darkness
*RIPT "Duke of Connecticut A-#1"
*Pimpdizzle RIPT
*God Emperor RIPT
*Ghengis RIPT
*The "Blueberry Stolimeister"
*RIPT of Nazereth
*Field Marshall von RIPT
*RIPT's Gift to All Women
*Dances with Trolls
*Dr. Phil's Biggest Fan
*Commander RIPT and the RIPT Ranger Squad
*RIPT Kardashian
*The RIPTster
*King RIPT
*RIPT Prince of Darkness
*RIPT "Duke of Connecticut A-#1"
*Pimpdizzle RIPT
*God Emperor RIPT
*Ghengis RIPT
*The "Blueberry Stolimeister"
*RIPT of Nazereth
*Field Marshall von RIPT
*RIPT's Gift to All Women
*Dances with Trolls
*Dr. Phil's Biggest Fan
*Commander RIPT and the RIPT Ranger Squad
*RIPT Kardashian
*The RIPTster
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Mi amigo RIPT just told be via AIM that he has traded in his big ass Dodge Ram for a perriwinkle SmartCar and a pair of Crocs.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I feel I know this man...frankennietzsche wrote:Mi amigo RIPT just told be via AIM that he has traded in his big ass Dodge Ram for a perriwinkle SmartCar and a pair of Crocs.
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Have you ever been to Delaware? If so, then perhaps you do know him as he is well known in those parts.
He's like the Shaft of Delaware. One smooooooth mother- (Shut yo mouth.)
Eastcoast RIPTs be frontin'
He's like the Shaft of Delaware. One smooooooth mother- (Shut yo mouth.)
Eastcoast RIPTs be frontin'
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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This friend of yours RIPT, he seems to be a complex individual
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Oh, he's a card, all right.
Too bad he's too busy working on the Biden '16 campaign to post here.
Too bad he's too busy working on the Biden '16 campaign to post here.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Lies! RIPT is a Hillary Clinton person, through and through!frankennietzsche wrote:...he's too busy working on the Biden '16 campaign to post here.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Indeed, Admiral 隠されたチャートマップ, RIPT would be a Lady for a ladyman Lady, or is this sailor being brusque?Palinka wrote:Lies! RIPT is a Hillary Clinton person, through and through!frankennietzsche wrote:...he's too busy working on the Biden '16 campaign to post here.
DRINK!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
He does have a base of operations (take that literally) in Thailand...mistah willies wrote:...RIPT would be a Lady for a ladyman Lady...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Palinka wrote:He does have a base of operations (take that literally) in Thailand...mistah willies wrote:...RIPT would be a Lady for a ladyman Lady...
He be a pimp or a whore?
Dayam.
Dude must have issues huh
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And tissues...(especially when he's doing the "Silence of the Lambs" dance!)mistah willies wrote:...Dude must have issues huh
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...
Just tell the kids "If you don't behave, RIPT will come for you in a greasy bathrobe while you're sleeping."
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My good friend RIPT told me they prefer to call themselves "tuckers".Palinka wrote:And tissues...(especially when he's doing the "Silence of the Lambs" dance!)mistah willies wrote:...Dude must have issues huh
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I'm considering deleting this post, as it borders on the truth.Badfellow wrote:Just tell the kids "If you don't behave, RIPT will come for you in a greasy bathrobe while you're sleeping."
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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