My good friend RIPT just told me...

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by mistah willies » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:46 pm

Ole R.I.P t (Rest In Peace turd) tweeted about how he made his own effervescence form his cumfarts, through a short piece of garden hose, into his mixed drink of road lime, diesel, fermented jhery curl (for his pubes), and rock salt, again, form the road.

A bubbly cock-tail. He called it the RIPt a Good One.

rest his soul, if he had one.

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:15 pm

Did he died?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by mistah willies » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:19 pm

Heard some things. Calling him out.

Don't say his name three times in a row.

I'll do it, to protect the rest of us.

RIPt.
RIPt.
RIPt.

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:11 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:15 pm
Did he died?
He is smarter then that or worst
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by mistah willies » Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:02 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:11 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:15 pm
Did he died?
He is smarter then that or worst
Trouble is, he wouldn't be able to confirm. Like, "Ok, who just dropped off the conference call?"

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue May 02, 2017 9:20 pm

That foppish bibliophile, RIPT, was loquaciously pontificating on his current reading of Honore de Balzac while sometimes opting for a little Phillip K DIck. He says that he enjoys both of their tongue-in-cheek mannerisms.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:51 pm

You know, that old haunt RIPt used to dream about his comeuppance. He welcomed a certain Drunken Injun into the fold a few years back, and then he sent several PMs that individual. However, there was never a tug on his line in that deep eddy. Never respond to a male (or anyone, for that matter) who has PMs.

A certain Modern Drunkard (whose name rhymes with PalDrinka) banned that there new version of the ugly wart. Or derision? Maybe the word to be used is demon?

No. Not nearly as powerful as a demon. How about a mild skin rash. Dermatitis, Lite.

To wit:

"There is no known cure for some types of dermatitis, with treatment aiming to control symptoms by reducing inflammation and relieving itching. Contact dermatitis is treated by avoiding what is causing it. Or perhaps, someday it DRYs itself out and ceases to exist."

---form here.

Here's a toast to the idea that the last Troll went back under the bridge and got snagged in its own line.




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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Sammy » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:36 pm

This place lacks in conversation, so I'll bite, just for the sake of conversation.

Who or what is RIPT and why does he/she deserve an entire thread devoted to them stemming back years?

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:21 am

He stalked on board members, taking pics of their houses n such, scary criminal stuff really.
It was before my time on the board but so far I only heard the worst things about the freak


... he once told me that he suffers from inverted genetalia. And that he likes his very sad condition
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Badfellow » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:32 pm

Tidy up, kids!

It's almost R.I.P.T. time!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Fast Cast » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:05 pm

My good friend RIPT just told me that times are tough since the CL Personals got shutdown.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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