My good friend RIPT just told me...

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:17 pm

I thought that I saw my good friend RIPT posting here under one of his HILARIOUS nome de internets, but I am not quite sure.... <sneaky-suspicious-eyes-emoticon>
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:23 pm

He's a sneaky one, but we all feel bettr knowing that you're on the alert.
By the way if you make contact with RIPT, please let me know. I one time promised him I would wipe my ass on his drapes. Spoken drunk or not, it's a promise I would like to keep.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:55 pm

THEN THE CARPET WOULD MATCH THE DRAPES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OH SNAP!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:57 am

frankennietzsche wrote:I thought that I saw my good friend RIPT posting here under one of his HILARIOUS nome de internets, but I am not quite sure.... <sneaky-suspicious-eyes-emoticon>
Please alert me as to the current nom-de-tosspot, as I should enjoy shit-canning RIPT again.
ThirstyDrunk wrote:...if you make contact with RIPT, please let me know. I one time promised him I would wipe my ass on his drapes. Spoken drunk or not, it's a promise I would like to keep.
And you will receive the Modern Drunkard Medal of Honour for doing so, as well as the admiration of all your Modern Drunkardist peers (not to mention a fuck-load of gratefully offerred booze from all over the World). For truly, you will have earned your place as one of the Greatest Living Modern DrunkardsTM!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:12 pm

That he's really been pumping iron. Not to get fit or anything homo like that. Just so he can get oiled up, pose in a thong and admire all the other guys packages.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:20 pm

He's isolating his glutes. He's going to "rock them".
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by mistah willies » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:35 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:He's isolating his glutes. He's going to "rock them".
We talking church key?

'cuz, ya know, that would be impressive. Of course, wouldn't want to drink from that bottle
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:00 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Zog » Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:51 pm

Hey Fellas,

Good to be able to get it up again. I am currently wearing adult diapers and haven't changed them for over a month.

Oh, and a giant butt plug too..

And if you wish to come here and wipe your ass on my drapes, then do so. Then I'll roll about in them and I won't have to buy new adult diapers
Although I could definitely use new ones
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Dale » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:32 am

I just realized that I'm a true schizophrenic.
Since I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side.
Many others. I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other.
That is what the ASL wants.
We are blood of the same blood.
Like it or not. It's truth.
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:24 am

Dale wrote:...I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side...
I am certainly not on RiPT's "side". I was being mockingly ironic (i.e. taking the piss), as were almost all the others on this thread.
Dale wrote:...I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other...
RiPT is not a Modern Drunkard, just a misogynist ass and he has banned enough times to know that he doesn't belong here and the reasons why he doesn't belong here.
Zog wrote:...As Arnold would say, "I'll be back". Oh, and fuck you too [...] RIPT
Goodbye, RiPT. Try to stay gone this time you misogynistic, fuck-witted, wank-stain. It should be obvious, even to a dullard, such as yourself, that you aren't wanted around here; so go and, for the love of booze, stay gone, this time, you microscopic, unhygienic, moronic piece of excrescence.

In monosyllabic words that even you can comprehend: Fuck Off and Stay Gone!
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:14 pm

I'll wait for the new drapes.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:25 am

...That after his last visit, he's gone to teach at a Roman Catholic Seminary, so he can plot his next move whilst watching young boys in the nuddy (it's how he comes by all his ideas).
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Re: My good friend RIPT just told me...

Post by Bur » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:51 am

Palinka wrote:...That after his last visit, he's gone to teach at a Roman Catholic Seminary, so he can plot his next move whilst watching young boys in the nuddy (it's how he comes by all his ideas).
Well blame sometimes lands were it belongs, personally I come up with my grand ideas while watching manatee documentaries (preferably with Stephen Fry involved).

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