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10 Most Badass Movie Lines

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Let me preface this by say, I disagree with most of these choices. The picks are clearly that of a person of a younger generation than my own. One who clearly hasn't seen enough of the great films.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlVgBxVq ... re=related

He does have some classics in there that I can agree with, but really, Schwarzenegar, or however the fuck it's spelled, with Hasta La Vista Baby? Horseshit.

If you have to throw in a Terminator movie, you have to go with http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... oYDuaurNKY I'll be back.

The two I'll agree with whole heartedly are , Heeeerrrreees Johnny and I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Though for the last one he cut it off too soon. He should have got the big inhale and the "it smells of victory"

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That first video led to this. No arguments about this one. I thoroughly enjoyed every line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... SEYXWmEse8

100 greatest movie insults.
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"Nobody ever ate fifty eggs." -- Paul Newman, as Cool Hand Luke, 1967.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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If he was going to go with a Schwarzenegger, it should be from his magnum opus:

" Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

(I had most of it, but in the end I had to cut and paste. I always thought that it was "battle pleases you" though.)
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Now I know how a tv dinner feels like die hard 1988.

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I feel like a pig shat in my head
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Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
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Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks! I'll get yer ass!!

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Anything from this movie:

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Anything from this movie:

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Image is my favorite movie, ever!

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Happy now?
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That's my 2nd favorite movie!

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