>Donkey Kong opens. Throws barrels.
>Xenu jumps and counters with Smile of Cruise. Donkey Kong is dazzled by temporary confusion and nausea +4 damage.
>Donkey Kong jeers and beats chest. Throws more barrels. Xenu is distracted while speaking intimately with Oprah and suffers +7 damage.
>Xenu levitates up ladder and challenges Donkey Kong to “take some serious inventory” for +12 damage, follows with Beck karaoke combo +3 damage.
>Donkey Kong grabs maiden and climbs to next level.
Xenu v. Donkey Kong
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Xenu v. Donkey Kong
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
LEVEL UP!
BLACK TRACK SUIT ACHIEVED
[] +1 HP
[] +1 booze courage
[] +1 booze strength
[] +1 curl up in a ball and pass out (shield)
BLACK TRACK SUIT ACHIEVED
[] +1 HP
[] +1 booze courage
[] +1 booze strength
[] +1 curl up in a ball and pass out (shield)
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
Xenu not happy that Donkey Kong has carried away Scientologist Tom Cruise dressed as a maiden.
Grabs 40oz and chugs Elixir of Teegeeack which provides a +20 gullibility.
Grabs 40oz and chugs Elixir of Teegeeack which provides a +20 gullibility.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
>Gorgo arrives during Act II and says: "The Master would not approve!"
>1420 hours, Donkey Kong deploys charred, unaged oak barrel containing an Ultra Espiritu type inebriaetory agent.
>1420 hours, Donkey Kong deploys charred, unaged oak barrel containing an Ultra Espiritu type inebriaetory agent.
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
You know, this is all just as beliebable as the Scientolgist cosmology.
Speaking of which: Beck is coming to town!
Speaking of which: Beck is coming to town!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
Okay, what in the blazing fuck happened with Beck anyway? He's always been a little crazy. That's why I liked him. Now he's just full forward Scientoology elevator lounge music.
Google Sat has some kewl pictures of the spread in Riverside. They've got security perimeters, audit chambers, dorms, target ranges and a really tight crib on the hill built for the return of L-Ron. I'm sickened and a little bit jealous.
Google Sat has some kewl pictures of the spread in Riverside. They've got security perimeters, audit chambers, dorms, target ranges and a really tight crib on the hill built for the return of L-Ron. I'm sickened and a little bit jealous.
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
Maybe he just facied a gang-bang with Cruise, Travolta and some sort of alien (perhaps a "grey", "Thetan" or "Klingon"). Maybe he jusr got rich enough to become a target (or rich enough to blow his brains out with drugs).Badfellow wrote:Okay, what in the blazing fuck happened with Beck anyway?...I'm sickened and a little bit jealous.
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Re: Xenu v. Donkey Kong
Dayam.
Beck going off like Dave Chappelle on the Lauren Hill Gawd chasing?
But he did have some groove.
Aw, fuckitall
Beck going off like Dave Chappelle on the Lauren Hill Gawd chasing?
But he did have some groove.
Aw, fuckitall