Computer malfuntcions
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
For serious: the "use by" date on Windows XP has done and gone. I still have a PC that runs on this and I am seriously considering disconnecting it from the internets for good. At the very least, I wouldn't download anything on an XP pc anymore.
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Luddite!
Anyway, aren't you A(lcohol)mish (or something) and, thereby for the porpoises* of religiousity, forced to use only intertron compatible abacuses?
* A well-funded group of which Tom Cruise** is a member, money-lender and principal cetacean.
** Not the famous, wack-job, Hollywood actor but the better known undersea banker.
He's friends with Captain Spock and all sorts of other fictional characters!
Anyway, aren't you A(lcohol)mish (or something) and, thereby for the porpoises* of religiousity, forced to use only intertron compatible abacuses?
* A well-funded group of which Tom Cruise** is a member, money-lender and principal cetacean.
** Not the famous, wack-job, Hollywood actor but the better known undersea banker.
He's friends with Captain Spock and all sorts of other fictional characters!
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
need to be careful with that, you could drop a valveoettinger wrote:Turns out it is the V-belt, is in repair now. Still, Bill Gates has to suffer!
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Pistons and valves and timing belts, oh my!Mr. Viking wrote:need to be careful with that, you could drop a valveoettinger wrote:Turns out it is the timing belt, is in repair now. Still, Bill Gates has to suffer!
You young men know way too much about ethanol to be good for the petroleum business.
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Weren`t the CART racing cars fueled by alcohol and pretty fast? Seems just right
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Paying for antivirus is obsolete. Microsoft Security Essentials is free, and does the job. Couple with an up-to-date browser, and don't download and click on FreeHotSheepPorn.exe, and you should be good. I also make sure I have something in place, whether it's built-in or a plugin, so that Flash videos don't load without me clicking on them. Many of your "drive-by" virus attacks originate with auto-starting Flash videos.oettinger wrote:I hate my PC and love it at the same time.
This new thing is only a couple of months old. Newest windows blah blah and stuff
Now chrome is crashing all the time, then some dll file crap doesnt load properly. It suddenly restarts. The anti vir thing then is off for no reason and much more...
What fancy anti virus programms do you use? Friend told me I should use ESET, 35 bucks for the year isn`t that much.
At least beer doesn`t fail me like that!
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
It can in homebrewing! Thankfully, soured beer is much rarer when you store-buy. I can only remember one time that I bought 12-pack where one of the bottles was completely spoiled and sour. Something bacterial must have gotten into it.oettinger wrote:...At least beer doesn`t fail me like that!...
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Sounds like a bad seal, ayuh.
Club them bad seals, them dumb l'ordinateurs, and the awful cell-phoners with their noses in their screens at a bar...
Club them bad seals, them dumb l'ordinateurs, and the awful cell-phoners with their noses in their screens at a bar...
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Happened at least three times to me that a whole case tasted like a dead dog was mixed in during the brewing processbooznik wrote:I bought 12-pack where one of the bottles was completely spoiled and sour
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
You may have accidentally bought that beer they're marketing at zombies. Brewed with the flesh of the living, for the taste zombies crave...oettinger wrote:Happened at least three times to me that a whole case tasted like a dead dog was mixed in during the brewing processbooznik wrote:I bought 12-pack where one of the bottles was completely spoiled and sour
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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They market it at assholes, only after we tried to force feed em with it they gave us a new one. Never happened with harder stuff though. Is that even possible?
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Former Windows CEO Steve Ballmer bought the Los Angeles Clippers for 2 billion dollars.
There my money went for a shity monopolian product.
One guy commented: Yeah, to put this in perspective, the average salary one with a college degree will earn over their lifetime is ~$2.5 million. Not in the bank, earned in total. It would take over 800 lifetimes to earn $2 billion...which is approx 1/10th of Balmer's net worth. I don't want to delve too deep into the socio-economic issues this raises, but think about the scale of his offer...
Ballmer made his 20 bill working 13 years for microsoft. Doesn`t add up to me.
Thats 20.000 million!
Hand me 1000 grand and I can finally stash up properly and be done for the summer...
Can`t wait till this shithole of a world finally collapses and be drunk with
There my money went for a shity monopolian product.
One guy commented: Yeah, to put this in perspective, the average salary one with a college degree will earn over their lifetime is ~$2.5 million. Not in the bank, earned in total. It would take over 800 lifetimes to earn $2 billion...which is approx 1/10th of Balmer's net worth. I don't want to delve too deep into the socio-economic issues this raises, but think about the scale of his offer...
Ballmer made his 20 bill working 13 years for microsoft. Doesn`t add up to me.
Thats 20.000 million!
Hand me 1000 grand and I can finally stash up properly and be done for the summer...
Can`t wait till this shithole of a world finally collapses and be drunk with
Drink!
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booznik
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Re: Computer malfuntcions
Why CEOs Are Rich and You Aren'toettinger wrote:Ballmer made his 20 bill working 13 years for microsoft. Doesn`t add up to me.
One metric buttload of Microsoft stock.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo