I may not be the best neighbour

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:00 pm

I sometimes play music too loud, can be seen staggering about the garden at odd times, will occasionally offer a slurred invitation to join in and I don't weed my front garden.

However, I have just had to remove a used nappy (soiled diaper) from my driveway. This is very much not on. I know whose it was too

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:01 pm

Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:30 pm

Mr. Viking wrote: I know whose it was too

We know too. But you can still blame the neighbors, we won't tell.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:07 pm

I think that it would be neighborly to assume that it was an accident. Perhaps it fell out of the refuse receptical, or whatnot. if it happens again, then you can assume that it was an act of war and start a-feudin'.

A good deal of littering can be written off to poor citizenship, laziness and such. Diapers are war.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:01 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling

That sounds like a plan, and certainly more productive than starting WWIII with the neighbors. Which you can still do, at your leisure. There's plenty of time for that later on.

Post by **oettinger** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:05 am

In my apartment complex live some 100 plus people. I don`t really know, they come and go. Most of them are low-lifes, students or are just flat out strange. I fit in very nicely.
But how they treat the garbage cans is beyond ridiculous. The mess they produce every week is unheard of. And the amounts they produce...
Often they litter the stairs and the front door also with some shit they drop walking by.
Too many people in one place is a recipe for disaster, but to my delight no one cares much for my shortcomings in other areas. Music, crashing bodies to walls and floor late at night etc

Rev. Dead Corpse · Post by **Rev. Dead Corpse** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:34 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling

If it comes to War... I still have a two year old on my household staff. If larger munitions are required, just ask. I have a somewhat large dog as well.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:17 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling

OR...

You could kill them and wear their skins!

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:15 am

I have been thinking of learning to play violin

Post by **mistah willies** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:19 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:I have been thinking of learning to play violin

In looking for a song recommendation to learn, say, flight of the bumblebee, found this:

flight of the diaper,

but it's not all that tuneful, just a video of a dumb thing that happened.

Must be the drink in me, to post it

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