Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

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Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:09 am

War for everybody!
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:07 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:War for everybody!

Cheers to something that unifies folks!


Wait, erm,

Let's DRINK to DRINK instead. I'd opt for a proper bar fight and settling differences in the simple, honest way, instead of the grandiosity of egomaniacs who make everyone else die.

Let them damned politicians duke it out with each other in an alley.

Bastards



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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:18 am

mistah willies wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:War for everybody!

Cheers to something that unifies folks!


Wait, erm,

Let's DRINK to DRINK instead. I'd opt for a proper bar fight and settling differences in the simple, honest way, instead of the grandiosity of egomaniacs who make everyone else die.

Let them damned politicians duke it out with each other in an alley.

Bastards



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Wouldn`t have lasted a minute, no casualties
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by Patchez » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:22 am

That's why a great drunken weekend is so much like going "over the top". You are going to loose some. Men will drop. Drive On!
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:48 pm

DRINK! against the dying of the bottle

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by booznik » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:29 pm

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by mistah willies » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:19 pm

You know I had to...


One of my favorite bands- Franz Ferdinand, with Shopping for Blood. You know, he really loved his girl




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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by booznik » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:24 pm

mistah willies wrote:You know I had to...
One of my favorite bands- Franz Ferdinand, with Shopping for Blood. You know, he really loved his girl
Anyone who knows this song is on the NSA list. No exceptions.

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by booznik » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:31 pm

One link deserves another. But not more, because this is not the right thread.

This one got a ton or two of radio play.

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by booznik » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:45 pm

"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:25 am

As if the horrors of World War One weren't bad enough, the powers that be decided to put a ban on hard liquor for the rank and file, in 1915.
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:12 pm

The last line of the article might cause a stirred mind to find no rest tonight.

Stirred! I say. But not shaken.

To wit:

"How is it that a nation does for the purposes of war what it does not think necessary for the national life in time of peace?"

Hell, man, why not steady the nerves of a sniper, doing his best to shave the chin of the enemy before setting him to his holy land? Or a Tankard, slowly spinning his turret to roast flying-ground meat, cooking mince?

Gin steadies the shaky rum-shakes from the night before, and freshens the breath.

Peace time?

Yes, we fight in order to enjoy Lovely Miss Ethyl as we will, with neither infiltration nor incontinence, from the pansy-wastoids of the inhibitors.

we will DRINK!


let us drink them to their graves.

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:21 am

mistah willies wrote:...let us drink them to their graves.
If you are suggesting that we drink, to the grave, the donkeys responsible, then my booze supplies will be diminished in joining you.
if you are referring to those poor bastards that ended buried under Flanders' mud, chocked on Gallipolii's beaches or frozen under the Alpine ice (and many other places where they may never be found), I'll drink to their lives but not their loss.
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by rclark » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:41 pm

Palinka wrote:As if the horrors of World War One weren't bad enough, the powers that be decided to put a ban on hard liquor for the rank and file, in 1915.
Talk about adding insult to injury...

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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I

Post by oettinger » Fri May 01, 2015 8:30 am

The vietnam war is throwing a big blast of a party. WWI will make the trip also
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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