THE CHASIST

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THE CHASIST

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The Chasist Game

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3. There are no rules



The Start:


I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.

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I am a jelly donut.

Everyone (American) thought JFK was, but they were wrong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner

I, on the other hand, am the real deal.

guten Abend.
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Berliner, now with hemorrhoid flavour
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An Afterburner is the drink to go here
It was liquid hence we had to drink it
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If heaven was a place on earth
it must have been a bar.
Next time earth crashes into heaven, watch out, drunks at the wheel!

Both sides.
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oettinger wrote:Berliner, now with hemorrhoid flavour
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An Afterburner is the drink to go here
Or it flew here from Germany, decided to tour South Central Los Angeles, and got shot.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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mistah willies wrote:..,I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.
Are you the one in the red dress?
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Palinka wrote:
mistah willies wrote:..,I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.
Are you the one in the red dress?
Dress, yes,

and suit:

always!

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not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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I can't tune a guitar or a fish.

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Screwball wrote:I can't tune a guitar or a fish.
Tune a car.

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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote:Tune a car.
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Mr. Viking wrote:
booznik wrote:Tune a car.
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That needs a top rotor and a tail rotor, and you could tuna 'copter.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Badfellow wrote:... with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
Joyceful Indeed. This putty is very green.

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Badfellow wrote:not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
Sir, you may be shortly contacted by attorneys representing a musician known as "Beck", regarding some misappropriation of as-yet-unreleased lyrics.

Be right back after I smoke a pack of whiskey with Jesus Christ.

So...

I just got this robo-call that hung up on my answering machine.

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Did I just pass up a lot of booze? Or porn? Or both?

My brain is conflict.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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You never pick up!


I have this large amount of money that needs a bank account in your country because of the infiltraitors...


I promise you no ham.

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