THE CHASIST

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THE CHASIST

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 08, 2014 7:20 pm

The Chasist Game

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3. There are no rules



The Start:


I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by booznik » Thu May 08, 2014 7:57 pm

I am a jelly donut.

Everyone (American) thought JFK was, but they were wrong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner

I, on the other hand, am the real deal.

guten Abend.
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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by oettinger » Fri May 09, 2014 6:41 am

Berliner, now with hemorrhoid flavour
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An Afterburner is the drink to go here
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by oettinger » Fri May 09, 2014 5:55 pm

If heaven was a place on earth
it must have been a bar.
Next time earth crashes into heaven, watch out, drunks at the wheel!

Both sides.
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by booznik » Fri May 09, 2014 7:40 pm

oettinger wrote:Berliner, now with hemorrhoid flavour
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An Afterburner is the drink to go here
Or it flew here from Germany, decided to tour South Central Los Angeles, and got shot.
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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri May 09, 2014 7:41 pm

mistah willies wrote:..,I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.
Are you the one in the red dress?
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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 09, 2014 9:20 pm

Palinka wrote:
mistah willies wrote:..,I was once a drummer for a 'Murrican Band in the 80's.
Are you the one in the red dress?
Dress, yes,

and suit:

always!

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 09, 2014 11:41 pm

not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by Screwball » Sat May 10, 2014 5:08 pm

I can't tune a guitar or a fish.

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by booznik » Sat May 10, 2014 6:30 pm

Screwball wrote:I can't tune a guitar or a fish.
Tune a car.

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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun May 11, 2014 2:36 am

booznik wrote:Tune a car.
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by booznik » Sun May 11, 2014 1:19 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:
booznik wrote:Tune a car.
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That needs a top rotor and a tail rotor, and you could tuna 'copter.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 11, 2014 2:56 pm

Badfellow wrote:... with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
Joyceful Indeed. This putty is very green.

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by booznik » Mon May 12, 2014 4:28 pm

Badfellow wrote:not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Badfellow brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
Sir, you may be shortly contacted by attorneys representing a musician known as "Beck", regarding some misappropriation of as-yet-unreleased lyrics.

Be right back after I smoke a pack of whiskey with Jesus Christ.

So...

I just got this robo-call that hung up on my answering machine.

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Did I just pass up a lot of booze? Or porn? Or both?

My brain is conflict.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Re: THE CHASIST

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 12, 2014 9:00 pm

You never pick up!


I have this large amount of money that needs a bank account in your country because of the infiltraitors...


I promise you no ham.

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