THE CHASIST

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Re: THE CHASIST

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Booznik wrote:
Vodka lemon. Guzzled, not stirred. The name is Planet. Captain Planet.

I prefer being called Hero
or Burned face man
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Never tell anyone that you can do things!

They will expect more from you.

Trust me on this. After a week away, I have been:

1. Swiping the gutter.

2. Filling holes.

3. Plunging the drain.

4. Using the Bop Gun for the winter protection from air drafts...

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Oh dear God. That Sir was a Travesty!

Behold the Original Part 1
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chilly willies wrote:Never tell anyone that you can do things!

They will expect more from you.

Trust me on this. After a week away, I have been:

1. Swiping the gutter.

2. Filling holes.

3. Plunging the drain.

4. Using the Bop Gun for the winter protection from air drafts...
I know how you feel. I'm a year into it now
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Good evening chasists, the worst thing that could happen to the 80s: A van damme movie coupled with a crappy soundtrack and slow motion. Enjoy Bloodsport - Fight to survive by Stan Bush
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The only woman stopping me from drinking would be:
- my designated assasin
- a islamistic suicide bomber
- an elderly woman driving the familie`s overzides mercedes
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Username wrote:Space is deep
How fitting that the chasist song o the day is Lemmy and Wendy O´Williams
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Image cool, that was easy.
Where are their posts btw? Keep your friends close put your enemies close kind of stuff damnit!
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oettinger wrote:
Username wrote:Space is deep
How fitting that the chasist song o the day is Lemmy and Wendy O´Williams
If this song is any good I'm going to get myself a bottle o'port
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That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. WTF??

Anyways, it looks like I'm drinking port.
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oettinger wrote:...Where are their posts btw?...
Let me help you.
booznik wrote:SHUT UP, OETTINGER!
chilly willies wrote:OETTINGER, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
So, there you have it.

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Username wrote:That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. WTF??
Drink more of that port, cheers

I did it myself. I felt the urge of toying with these tools for a long time. I`m so funny. I see myself out. Thank you
Beer and vodka now, sayling to "better shut up Oettinger island" now

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Two of the most evil forces of the 80s joined in one massive cocktail Queen and John Hannibal Smith. It`s like mixing gasoline with fuel and a splash of vodka-flavoured bourbon in one gulp.
Turdy snips of the colonel underlined with "I want it all".
My favortie part is at 2:13, glorious, cigar anyone? Also who of you can lip-read? I bet at 2:39 he says "and now lets get drunk together"
Now thats a word!
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Saturday in the Chasist... time to chase the vodka.

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