THE CHASIST
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mistah willies
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Re: THE CHASIST
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
Good old King Arthur and his fabulous butler.chilly willies wrote:Excellent!
Here's something you young fellows don't know.
Whoa...I just got an alert that this thread was low on what. Hang on.
There we are, back to normal levels.
Carrion.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: THE CHASIST
You gawd damned Chasists! What the hell is going on?
*ahem* why hello there old chaps, still away form me home base, but soon to return. For now, got some rum I sippered, along side the vodka. The sun dances along the horizon for eight hours, and then we descend into the pitch of the sea of black rum.
Now for a tune.
*BRB*
(excuse me)
*ahem* why hello there old chaps, still away form me home base, but soon to return. For now, got some rum I sippered, along side the vodka. The sun dances along the horizon for eight hours, and then we descend into the pitch of the sea of black rum.
Now for a tune.
*BRB*
(excuse me)
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
The Chasist isn't serving its purpose if nobody says that after reading the posts. Everything seems to be according to plan.chilly willies wrote:You gawd damned Chasists! What the hell is going on?
DRINK!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Donald J. Drunk
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Re: THE CHASIST
Jim Jeffries up to his old tricks again
seems like i fucked up and forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukToIRKVPXo
seems like i fucked up and forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukToIRKVPXo
Last edited by Donald J. Drunk on Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
Well, fukkit. (1503)
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Well fuck it, basketball season started. So now I don`t even sleep anymore before work...
8 hours are overrated by a waking landslide anyway!
But the weekends I`m going all out-in like a chasist. here`s your tune for this very occasion: Dallas Mavericks Run DMC. Awwwwkward
They always do stuff like this for the jumbotron.
Hey a drunkard must be the one that can laugh about her-/himself first before pointing fingers, right?
8 hours are overrated by a waking landslide anyway!
But the weekends I`m going all out-in like a chasist. here`s your tune for this very occasion: Dallas Mavericks Run DMC. Awwwwkward
They always do stuff like this for the jumbotron.
Hey a drunkard must be the one that can laugh about her-/himself first before pointing fingers, right?
Drink!
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Mr. Viking
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Re: THE CHASIST
some young children knocked on my door. i gave them some sweets, so they said 'your house is a mess' and walked off
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
Ungrateful little shites!Mr. Zombie Viking wrote:some young children knocked on my door. i gave them some sweets, so they said 'your house is a mess' and walked off
Next time answer the door with your cricket bat in hand.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: THE CHASIST
This thread needs some more:
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,!"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: THE CHASIST
Good evening folks.
Last night I got hooked up with the russian`s sister again...
She called very late and I immediately and drunkenly put some beers in my bagpack and jumped into a horrendiously expensive cab ride.
Some of you might know that I`m not exactly what you call filthy rich.
What do you do for some loving huh?
I hope this time Lemmy won`t be right.
Ah shit he always is
Now back home cause I missed my internet and vodka bottle. NO ONE can seperate me from those two! Never ever
Last night I got hooked up with the russian`s sister again...
She called very late and I immediately and drunkenly put some beers in my bagpack and jumped into a horrendiously expensive cab ride.
Some of you might know that I`m not exactly what you call filthy rich.
What do you do for some loving huh?
I hope this time Lemmy won`t be right.
Ah shit he always is
Now back home cause I missed my internet and vodka bottle. NO ONE can seperate me from those two! Never ever
Drink!
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
Kaliskaya always takes you back, even when you cheat on her.oettinger wrote:Now back home cause I missed my...vodka bottle...
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
Mr. Viking, did you know?
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: THE CHASIST
Someone, soon, may have to annotate our email and Skype conversations, so that the other Modern Drunkardists stand a chance of understanding what we are babbling about...
Now there is a horrifying thought; how to explain "SqualorMan" (let alone oettinger) to those whom have yet to be exposed/infected by this insanity...?
Now there is a horrifying thought; how to explain "SqualorMan" (let alone oettinger) to those whom have yet to be exposed/infected by this insanity...?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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