THE CHASIST

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booznik wrote:Mr. Viking, did you know?

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I can remember studying palindromic numbers at one point, haven't given it much thought since. I think matrices were involved maybe. I didn't do so well at maths.

At one point I was able to list off quite extended palindromes, but alas I forgot most of them. Yes I did know that dammitimmad is a palindrome.

When I remembered palindromes I would use the Monty Python trick of listing longer and longer palindromes, before digressing into non-palindromic phrases in the hope they would pass them off as palindromes them self. Oh what fun
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Flying High Lads,

NowLet's See

Alted DElta

Because TheOtherOnesWereFull
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booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:Now back home cause I missed my...vodka bottle...
Kaliskaya always takes you back, even when you cheat on her.
Chasist song o' the day Yes - Drink will find a way ...if you wanted to.
My neighbours will kill me for amping that tune up on sunday evening!

Anyone mentioned that this the epitome of 80s glorious cheesyness? Well there is that A-ha song that even I won`t post...
Althought Take on me sung to a vodka bottle makes surprisingly lots of sense. Ooooohps
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Palinka wrote:Someone, soon, may have to annotate our email and Skype conversations, so that the other Modern Drunkardists stand a chance of understanding what we are babbling about...
Meeting minutes from the last session featuring two Germans and a Viking:

- Hello!

- What are you drinking?

- Whaaaaaat?

- SHUT UP, OETTINGER!

- Did you know?

- (new, late-breaking addition) SHUT UP, CONSTANTIN!

- Cars

- What are you drinking?

- Whaaaaaat?

- SHUT UP, OETTINGER!

- SHUT UP, CONSTANTIN!

- [The representative from Liverpool regrets that he must sign off. Well, fall off, to be more accurate.]

- Cigarettes

- Booze

- Basketball

Meeting adjourned.

Notes recorded drunkenly by the slurred clerk, Nick Booz.
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^^ atleast someone is keeping track!
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"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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chilly willies wrote:...Alted DElta...
Hush, now; with all your jibber-jabber, oettinger's gone a-courting*...
oettinger wrote:This is fantastic, I am in heaven, constanine

* I mean, where else would Social Services get all those SqualorBabies to take into care?

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There's never any need for a DNA test...

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And you know what to get him for the holidays...

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booznik wrote:
Palinka wrote:Someone, soon, may have to annotate our email and Skype conversations, so that the other Modern Drunkardists stand a chance of understanding what we are babbling about...
Meeting minutes from the last session featuring two Germans and a Viking:

- Hello!

- What are you drinking?

- Whaaaaaat?

- SHUT UP, OETTINGER!

- Did you know?

- (new, late-breaking addition) SHUT UP, CONSTANTIN!

- Cars

- What are you drinking?

- Whaaaaaat?

- SHUT UP, OETTINGER!

- SHUT UP, CONSTANTIN!

- [The representative from Liverpool regrets that he must sign off. Well, fall off, to be more accurate.]

- Cigarettes

- Booze

- Basketball

Meeting adjourned.

Notes recorded drunkenly by the slurred clerk, Nick Booz.

Man, that would have made a sodden Drunkard, lost in the blizzard, feel at home.


Yet, I got me rum, and now for the black-out island, unsteady as she goes.

She be a fine sailing vessel, and we dock after dark, tomorrow.


Home port awaits!


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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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Drunken dialing, it's a thing.

Drunken Skyping, sure.

But... drunken emailing?

Google are sifting through all this, and handing it off to the NSA, while shaking their heads.

They started monitoring the email first, long before Fartbook and Twatter. Hopefully some old-timers are amused to have work again. Doing my part, along with Admiral Willies.

(while P., Viking, and oettinger sleep and ignore this nonsense)
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Coming soon...

the SKYPE chronicles!

- "whaaaat?" - booznik
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Constantin wrote:Coming soon...

the SKYPE chronicles!

- "whaaaat?" - booznik
You in the chasist?
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That reminds me, chasist song of the day: Bad to the bone
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Yes, indeed, Constantin, you have drunkenly stumbled into a bad area of the board.

Well, it's best if you fortify your resolve with a nip and tuck from the bottle.

The Oett has it correct, and here is another tune from them Destroyers that exemplify our ilk.

"I Drink Alone, even when I'm not alone."

There may be disparagement for the lyrics mentioning TJD and AB products, but this was before the miscreants took over and fouled the playing field.

Also, anything goes here, in the chasist.


Gawd Help you.


Carrion young man.


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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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mistah willies wrote:...a nip and tuck from the bottle...
Are you trying to make him emulate SqualorMan's, "Silence of the Lambs" dance?
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Palinka wrote:
mistah willies wrote:...a nip and tuck from the bottle...
Are you trying to make him emulate SqualorMan's, "Silence of the Lambs" dance?

Marvelously filthy, that there
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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If one could smoke alcohol I would listen to this more often: Bad boys watcha gonna do when they drink with you, watcha gonna do when drinking through
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