booznik wrote:oettinger, my phone rang again, it was cheap vodak. He says you are a mass murderer who has killed many of his brothers, and dumped their empty bodies in the bin like garbage!
I approve of this heinous crime! Opened bottles are not worthy to live! They must die!
DRINK!
Meet Vodak the emperor of cheap, bum-king of the wise one`s, hail his bad taste and pay your pocketmoney for a ride
Behold:
Oh, this is more entertaining than it should be. I wish I had some popcorn.
Alright, at a certain point that succumbed to shittychoiceofmusicitis, an endemic problem with videos since the beginning of the 'tube, but early on are some great examples of why you should leave certain tasks to the professionals.
Avast me telephonies, drink on!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
booznik wrote:oettinger, my phone rang again, it was cheap vodak. He says you are a mass murderer who has killed many of his brothers, and dumped their empty bodies in the bin like garbage!
I approve of this heinous crime! Opened bottles are not worthy to live! They must die!
DRINK!
Meet Vodak the emperor of cheap, bum-king of the wise one`s, hail his bad taste and pay your pocketmoney for a ride
Behold:
He holds court here in The Chasist, and also he decrees that Vodak is just one of his many names! You may also know him as Ming the Merciless! You may know him as RIPT! Do not bow before him, bow before the porcelain god after partaking of the gifts of Vodak!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:Word in space is he once drank a whole planet!
Ah yes, that reminds me. Kirk is not the only one to have his own cocktail. You do too.
Captain on deck!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:Hahahaha
Cptn Planet is stuck in oil btw
Bourbon, tequila, vodka, and fruit punch... that'll get you out of anything.
Except maybe a wicked hangover, especially if you're using Cuervo.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
booznik wrote:Bourbon, tequila, vodka, and fruit punch... that'll get you out of anything.
Except maybe a wicked hangover, especially if you're using Cuervo.
oettinger wrote:No love for genuine brandy like Jerez? Hits you like a raging bull!
Oh, I was just referring to the Captain Planet cocktail. Sounds like it could hurt come winter (or the morning).
I've had a bottle of brandy de Jerez. Cardenal Mendoza. That was a long time ago. I prefer the Sherry they put it into.
When it comes to brandy, there is of course (mostly overpriced) Cognac, and better priced Armagnac, but also, California makes some really good stuff. It often isn't easy to come by outside of the state. The Korbel 12 I was drinking in another thread is rarer than hen's teeth. I had to order it from the source and have it shipped. True fact: California exports a huge proportion of its brandy to Wisconsin, where they guzzle it by the gallon. The brandy Manhattan and Old Fashioned are institutions up there.
Alright, now you've got me talking about brandy, this could result in ramble. I'd better shut myself up by drinking more.
ARRRR!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Strafing and shit is always welcome in THE CHASIST
Now, this gin wants me to drink more, and is not convinced by arguments that there's work tomorrow. I must be cautious. Damn you, gin, you ornery whore.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
