THE CHASIST

[Dear Booze]

Little Bobby Geldoff before he was canonized

https://youtu.be/8yteMugRAc0

[oettinger]

Bob geldoff is a fraud

[mistah willies]

Yeah, yeah Oett, but this is a cool place.

[Badfellow]

This next song was inspired by a Mongolian neo-nazi punk rock group that Oettinger turned me onto. It was written Jan. 24, 2018 at the Dogwood coffee shop in less time than it takes to smoke a cigarette.

The Yurt of Hurt

Step into my yurt,
Step into my yurt,
A world of fucking hurt-
In the yurt of hurt,

Cleave your brains
With vodka so strong,
It'll make you blind
And sizzle off your dong,
Smoking PCP in a four foot bong,
Fry your goddamn mind
Put your balls in the dirt,
Step into the yurt
The yurt of hurt.

[oettinger]

^^^ I`ve heard that before, damn, is it Bowie?

[Patchez]

^^^ I`ve heard that before, damn, is it Bowie?

Pretty sure it was the proto punk-Tuvan throat singing band the Mongolian Clusterfucks.

[Badfellow]

^^^ I`ve heard that before, damn, is it Bowie?

Pretty sure it was the proto punk-Tuvan throat singing band the Mongolian Clusterfucks.

Hey, I saw those guys play in Kyzyl at Khan Khan Lounge. Man, that was a fucked up show. Worse than the Doors in Miami.

[Patchez]

^^^ I`ve heard that before, damn, is it Bowie?

Pretty sure it was the proto punk-Tuvan throat singing band the Mongolian Clusterfucks.

Hey, I saw those guys play in Kyzyl at Khan Khan Lounge. Man, that was a fucked up show. Worse than the Doors in Miami.

Like a G.G. Allen show but with less class.

[oettinger]

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Like a G.G. Allen show but with less class.

The Mentors were opening

[Badfellow]

Bust a move with a funky fresh Hindu munchkin, yo.

[Dear Booze]

Just think, i passed on Nirvana to go see these guys back in 1992.
https://youtu.be/Jj7pDNDuoJ0

[Artful Drunktective]

Nirvana isn't much better.

[oettinger]

Lets go cunts!

[oettinger]

Does anyone know this nugget?

[Badfellow]

Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader