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THE CHASIST
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Got a bad earworm of Frankie goes to hollywood, ugh
Edit: I`m about to ram a screwdriver in my ear
Edit: I`m about to ram a screwdriver in my ear
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That's kind of disturbing.
I hope I'm not that badly a victim of my time. There's probably no escaping it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I surf and shoot skeet. And I eat at Der Pizza Haüs all the time.
And now for something completely different. It's The Modern English mit: March of the Swivelheads.
And now for something completely different. It's The Modern English mit: March of the Swivelheads.
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This is why the Great White North of Canadia should never be allowed to contribute to the music industry. Dear Booze, please video critique but I know you are jealous of the bassists moves even though he doesn't know the words to the song evidently. You can critique too Badfellow if you want since you are from that region.
And why does everyone in this band minus the singer look like a dehydrated André the Giant?!
Loverboy
And why does everyone in this band minus the singer look like a dehydrated André the Giant?!
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Artful Detective, what is wrong with you? What kind of fucking household did you grow up in? Why do you think it's okay to make fun of retards? These fuckers are too easy.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:49 amThis is why the Great White North of Canadia should never be allowed to contribute to the music industry. Dear Booze, please video critique but I know you are jealous of the bassists moves even though he doesn't know the words to the song evidently. You can critique too Badfellow if you want since you are from that region.
And why does everyone in this band minus the singer look like a dehydrated André the Giant?!
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You nailed it with the dehydrated Andre the Giant look. You also saw the stupid red pants and stupid bandana. And you aren't deaf, are you? You heard the stupid lyrics. I don't know who wrote them, but I'd like to take a cheese grater to his cock.
I hope you're with me
I hope you're with me when it's over
I hope you're with me
I hope you're with me when it's over
You won't be lonely
You won't be lonely when it's over
You won't be lonely (you)
When it's over
It's over, it's over, it's over
It's over, it's over, it's over
Well, is it over or not?
Please notice that at 3:16, the singer performs an air grab. At 3:20, he performs a double air grab. And in 2015, he bacame an assistant manager of Blue Chip Car Wash in Manatoba.
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Why do people in the 80's always have to piggy back ride one another? I've never done that like, ever. Please DB, tell us about all the times you piggy backed in the 80's. Or even currently, actually.
Young Turks
Why do people in the 80's always have to piggy back ride one another? I've never done that like, ever. Please DB, tell us about all the times you piggy backed in the 80's. Or even currently, actually.
Young Turks
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That goddamned video is NOT realistic. Nobody jumped on another person's back for a quick ride. Ever. That would be cause for both people falling down and getting hurt. Likewise, people didn't jump on cars and dance around. Then, now, or ever. Unless there was a riot or some shit. If I was the owner of that blue car, I wouldnt be waving though the windshield and laughing. I would be gunning the car and running over all those dancing assholes. Try this. Stand on the hood of a random car. You will dent the fuck out of it. Not cool.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:20 am^ ^ ^ ^
Why do people in the 80's always have to piggy back ride one another? I've never done that like, ever. Please DB, tell us about all the times you piggy backed in the 80's. Or even currently, actually.
Young Turks
What's with all the bullshit of kids dancing up and down a street. Does this ever happen in real life? I have never seen it. And I don't really want to see it. You know what would have made this video better? If the cute couple would have followed the dancing mob accross the street after the sign said "don't walk" and a bus came by and killed them. But nope, the video continued.
The only realistic thing was that Rod Steward performed and there were only a dozen people who came to see him.
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I only made it 1 minute and change in. Will Ferrell is not that funny. He needs a good supporting cast. He cannot carry a movie on his own.
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^^^He really isn't funny at all. Other people in his movies are sometimes laughable. He has rarely made me chuckle however.
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First of all DB you are mistaken, there is piggy back riding in Rod's video 40 seconds in. You are welcome.
You failed to tell us the last time you got piggy backed and vice versa (wice wersa?)
Aannnnndd....I do believe that is Dottie from Pee Wee Herman's movie if I'm not mistaken.
And yes sir I agree how sad that you are correct only like 12 people went to see Rod. But I mean... look at him?
But...don't make me remind everyone on the board of "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy?"!! B'cause that is some good stuff right there.
You failed to tell us the last time you got piggy backed and vice versa (wice wersa?)
Aannnnndd....I do believe that is Dottie from Pee Wee Herman's movie if I'm not mistaken.
And yes sir I agree how sad that you are correct only like 12 people went to see Rod. But I mean... look at him?
But...don't make me remind everyone on the board of "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy?"!! B'cause that is some good stuff right there.
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