THE CHASIST

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This thread may be suffering from a smidgeon of Quatschquatscherquetschung*...

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Palinka wrote:This thread may be suffering from a smidgeon of Quatschquatscherquetschung*...
It's worse than that.

Much worse than that.

But I can't elaborate. Only Willies knows the full details.

Let's just say that even we in the NSA can't figure this out, because it's all Willies.
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It`s suffering from not enough 80s like Jennifer Rush

wow that sucked, they should do a "The very worst of from Jennifer Rush" not even Guantanamo plays it longer than five seconds, let alone two weeks... victim is suicidal after that brief brainfuck anyways

Here ya go, chasist song of the day: Fear - I don`t care about you
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3:03 rocks guys (The Queefs)
Also more often than not:
Queers - I smuck it alll
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And that is why I want little mankind to die.
But threre`s one last hope:
British Death Metal band Bolt Thrower
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Yes.

Too much non-80's

here is the minus, the negative that solves = 70's gay crotch porn.

We thought we were shiny robots with no chicks

and we ended up with our dicks in our hands. But not each other's dicks. That would be gay.

Mean women have too much place in this society without big dogs.


We are big dogs. We own this fkcuing place



Thsi planet

Tgis

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Searching the interwebs for good 80s music I found this 30 minute fight for your right to party movie, done by some strangers. Everyone likes it so I have to check it out later today.
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^^^ hafta say that was awesome, go check it out guys, might even deserve a spot in this board`s weirdo section.

But beware! At about the 5 min mark there is some serious alcohol abuse going on, booznik do something!

Ziddo trip in there is pure greatness and even Susan Sarandon shows up. For more references the wiki gives you a quick brainstorm

Hmm haven`t seen Ms. Sarandon since Team America, but google pic search for her daughter`s cameo in Californication, yummy, and make sure your women are not around doing just that.

Well oh yes, Susan, Toucha touch me, where is the girlfriend when you need one. More tranquilizing vodka now...
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Talking to the constantdrunk about our dreamjobs. Mine: Gigolo. Banging old ashtrays your grandpa put his cigar in and gettin payed good money for it. Viagra helps countering the liquorous slackiness btw
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oettinger wrote:...Viagra helps countering the liquorous slackiness btw
Works every time.
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Ha! Who in the world...
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oettinger wrote:Ha! Who in the world...
That's totally happy.
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booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:Ha! Who in the world...
That's totally happy.
Gay!


Yes, let's all be gay and happy.

Cheers to nipples on boobs and the almighty succulent vagina.

Mmmmm

Ina is recovery from the gayness

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Since when did this thing turn into a dick-rodeo?
Van halen you chasers.
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thre oett here on constantlydrunks account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbQ49sWP6Y
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