This thread may be suffering from a smidgeon of Quatschquatscherquetschung*...
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THE CHASIST
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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It's worse than that.Palinka wrote:This thread may be suffering from a smidgeon of Quatschquatscherquetschung*...
Much worse than that.
But I can't elaborate. Only Willies knows the full details.
Let's just say that even we in the NSA can't figure this out, because it's all Willies.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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It`s suffering from not enough 80s like Jennifer Rush
wow that sucked, they should do a "The very worst of from Jennifer Rush" not even Guantanamo plays it longer than five seconds, let alone two weeks... victim is suicidal after that brief brainfuck anyways
Here ya go, chasist song of the day: Fear - I don`t care about you
wow that sucked, they should do a "The very worst of from Jennifer Rush" not even Guantanamo plays it longer than five seconds, let alone two weeks... victim is suicidal after that brief brainfuck anyways
Here ya go, chasist song of the day: Fear - I don`t care about you
Drink!
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Drink!
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And that is why I want little mankind to die.
But threre`s one last hope:
British Death Metal band Bolt Thrower
But threre`s one last hope:
British Death Metal band Bolt Thrower
Drink!
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Yes.
Too much non-80's
here is the minus, the negative that solves = 70's gay crotch porn.
We thought we were shiny robots with no chicks
and we ended up with our dicks in our hands. But not each other's dicks. That would be gay.
Mean women have too much place in this society without big dogs.
We are big dogs. We own this fkcuing place
Thsi planet
Tgis
Fuxk, I will own my pillow now for a feq hors
Too much non-80's
here is the minus, the negative that solves = 70's gay crotch porn.
We thought we were shiny robots with no chicks
and we ended up with our dicks in our hands. But not each other's dicks. That would be gay.
Mean women have too much place in this society without big dogs.
We are big dogs. We own this fkcuing place
Thsi planet
Tgis
Fuxk, I will own my pillow now for a feq hors
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Searching the interwebs for good 80s music I found this 30 minute fight for your right to party movie, done by some strangers. Everyone likes it so I have to check it out later today.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Drink!
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^^^ hafta say that was awesome, go check it out guys, might even deserve a spot in this board`s weirdo section.
But beware! At about the 5 min mark there is some serious alcohol abuse going on, booznik do something!
Ziddo trip in there is pure greatness and even Susan Sarandon shows up. For more references the wiki gives you a quick brainstorm
Hmm haven`t seen Ms. Sarandon since Team America, but google pic search for her daughter`s cameo in Californication, yummy, and make sure your women are not around doing just that.
Well oh yes, Susan, Toucha touch me, where is the girlfriend when you need one. More tranquilizing vodka now...
But beware! At about the 5 min mark there is some serious alcohol abuse going on, booznik do something!
Ziddo trip in there is pure greatness and even Susan Sarandon shows up. For more references the wiki gives you a quick brainstorm
Hmm haven`t seen Ms. Sarandon since Team America, but google pic search for her daughter`s cameo in Californication, yummy, and make sure your women are not around doing just that.
Well oh yes, Susan, Toucha touch me, where is the girlfriend when you need one. More tranquilizing vodka now...
Drink!
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Talking to the constantdrunk about our dreamjobs. Mine: Gigolo. Banging old ashtrays your grandpa put his cigar in and gettin payed good money for it. Viagra helps countering the liquorous slackiness btw
Drink!
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Works every time.oettinger wrote:...Viagra helps countering the liquorous slackiness btw
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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That's totally happy.oettinger wrote:Ha! Who in the world...
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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thre oett here on constantlydrunks account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbQ49sWP6Y
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