Mr. Viking wrote:I think you got the wrong videooettinger wrote:In honour of Arnolds version I promote "Pumping bottles: a true life drinking experience"
told by an drunk austrian
I'll drink to that!
But wait, here is a better translation.
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THE CHASIST
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mistah willies
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I'll drink to that!
But wait, here is a better translation.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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Re: THE CHASIST
SHUT UP OETTINGER!!!!!!
Sorry.
Just practicing.
Sorry.
Just practicing.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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My all time favorite flash game: Kindergarten Killer
Booznik, switch to 1:35 and get reaalllllyyyy drunk
Booznik, switch to 1:35 and get reaalllllyyyy drunk
Drink!
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Chasist song for your day, homer pick, a song about your drink of choice: GnR it tastes good dont it
Sorry for the bad quality, ha! not your drink, the video.
Little known fact, Ice T wanted to do a rap version of welcome to the jungle but shedules sadly didn`t allow this to happen. Damn would`ve been cool.
Bonus: Body Count, Freedom of speach
Sorry for the bad quality, ha! not your drink, the video.
Little known fact, Ice T wanted to do a rap version of welcome to the jungle but shedules sadly didn`t allow this to happen. Damn would`ve been cool.
Bonus: Body Count, Freedom of speach
Drink!
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I Had Five Bathroom BeesBefore 8:00.
That Is When They Start Selling Beer In wiscaanSin
IKnewThis, AndHeldSome ForThe Start ToTravelBackHome.
Fucking Cellphone!
Ok. All Caps Time, bastard. NOW, I AM SADTHAT YOU BASTARDS AREPARTYING WITHOUT ME
damN.Ok That Was Loud.
NowForFirstDrink From The Attendant
Oops. AirplaneModeNow
That Is When They Start Selling Beer In wiscaanSin
IKnewThis, AndHeldSome ForThe Start ToTravelBackHome.
Fucking Cellphone!
Ok. All Caps Time, bastard. NOW, I AM SADTHAT YOU BASTARDS AREPARTYING WITHOUT ME
damN.Ok That Was Loud.
NowForFirstDrink From The Attendant
Oops. AirplaneModeNow
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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New guy on plane, does he drink enough?
How many shots til he`s dead, round of six, rattle battle 12 or a dirty double dozen?
How many shots til he`s dead, round of six, rattle battle 12 or a dirty double dozen?
Drink!
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Kwey-Ha! Otah-Whey! Megwiich! And Hello!
Ducking Frunk and landed, back at home base. Them Drys attacked me
But i spit my dirnk into the ir Dry eyes
Ducking Frunk and landed, back at home base. Them Drys attacked me
But i spit my dirnk into the ir Dry eyes
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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booznik
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He made it back! Carrion intact. Well done.mistah willies wrote:Kwey-Ha! Otah-Whey! Megwiich! And Hello!
Ducking Frunk and landed, back at home base. Them Drys attacked me
But i spit my dirnk into the ir Dry eyes
I'd say no beef jerky or bananas were harmed, but that would be a lie.
Vodka shot, CHEERS!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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CHEERS! Always well met, and the images will foloow anon, as soon as i can see correctly
DINK!
DINK!
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Posted using booznik's account by NSA
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Bastards!booznik wrote:Posted using booznik's account by NSA
Well, Willies is used to it. If you're going to be watched 24/7, you might as well look good doing it.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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WHAAAAAT?!
Uh, yeah, the fez makes anyone look classy while getting shitfaced.
Now give me your player club points!!!
Uh, yeah, the fez makes anyone look classy while getting shitfaced.
Now give me your player club points!!!
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Beer commercials rock. What most people don`t know, she actually gave him her perverted grandma`s number. He needs more than one beer for that date.
Drink!