THE CHASIST

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Mr. Viking wrote:what was life like before colours were invented?
There's a documentary from that time period that I never get tired of watching. About a man who came to Casablanca for the waters, but was misinformed.
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Alright, it's time this thread returned to topic.

Since THE CHASIST has no topic, I'll just post this and be done with it.

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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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i'm drinking in front of a window and my reflection is giving me deathstares. Share for a like
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Mr. Viking wrote:i'm drinking in front of a window and my reflection is giving me deathstares.
If that bastard reaper shows up in my window, he can either buy me a drink, or piss off.

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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Yeah, that`s life Mr. Viking
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If water was so healthy, why do you die when you drown in it?
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I looked in my window and saw this.

I wish.

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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Aaaar! !

been Commandeered By My Lady For Bar Harbor

And Dick This PHone
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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mistah willies wrote:Aaaar! !

been Commandeered By My Lady For Bar Harbor

And Dick This PHone
No shame in a Drunkard setting course for a place named Bar Harbor, me old salty dog! ARRRRR!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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mistah willies wrote:And Dick This PHone
Intrepid and daring you are to even try foruming from phone. Telephones be shiny demons, with their three-headed mastiff Otto (Korrekt) on a leash, and he smells the blood of fat fingers!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Stiff the drinks up, captain on board!
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oettinger wrote:Stiff the drinks up, captain on board!
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He's not on board, he fled after the crash! The shame of Italy, right there.

At least the captain of the Valdez had the good sense to be sleeping off a bender when the third mate crashed the ship.

Stiff the drinks up, order received and understood! ARRR, HIC.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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oettinger, my phone rang again, it was cheap vodak. He says you are a mass murderer who has killed many of his brothers, and dumped their empty bodies in the bin like garbage!

I approve of this heinous crime! Opened bottles are not worthy to live! They must die!

DRINK!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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booznik wrote:oettinger, my phone rang again, it was cheap vodak. He says you are a mass murderer who has killed many of his brothers, and dumped their empty bodies in the bin like garbage!

I approve of this heinous crime! Opened bottles are not worthy to live! They must die!

DRINK!
drink, drink, drink, drink till ye be full, and then drink again, and not just once more, but forever
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Who is in charge on here sir? This vessel is gaining ground
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oettinger wrote:Who is in charge on here sir? This vessel is gaining ground
Oh, this is more entertaining than it should be. I wish I had some popcorn.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

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