People say I swear too much.

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People say I swear too much.

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Fucking pansies.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
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I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.

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I have no fucking clue what you are talking about...

BTW...

Are you gonna drink that?
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You're fucking right I'm gonna drink this, you goddamn vulture.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski

I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.

The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.

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Corvidae. Not Cathartidae...

Raven's would be more than happy to buy the next fucking round. Even for a shit sucking vulture...

http://youtu.be/gjgpenWavO8
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Vultures have a fucking ferociously acidic digestive system and intestines loaded with two fiendish motherfucking kinds of bacteria.
They'd probably be fun to drink with.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski

I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.

The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.

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And on that thought, I bring you the Tibetan Buddhist Sky Funeral.

Cheers!
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You can tell this is an out of date documentary in the opening line. " At over 4000 meters Dol' teran is the highest community on Earth". This was obviously made before Colorado legalized weed.
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Patchez wrote:You can tell this is an out of date documentary in the opening line. " At over 4000 meters Dol' teran is the highest community on Earth". This was obviously made before Colorado legalized weed.
It's funny, because it's true...
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Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:Fucking pansies.

FUcking aslicking nanny correctionalista politico dicsuck

wait

let mefiend it

http://youtu.be/WATxS9z2xhc

it was much ;onger but i think its been wipred clean by the mop sladiesn but fucking funy and also very untatseful whcin makes it even mroe bad

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I have no fucking idea who wrote that last night.

Hell, no goddamn apologies, either.

There is never a reason for an excuse

there is never a reason

it's a fucking purpose.

I fucking DRINK


amen

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Fucking a right.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski

I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:And on that thought, I bring you the Tibetan Buddhist Sky Funeral.

Cheers!
Shit, that's awesome. I'd love to go out that way. The whole funeral or cremation stuff feels so wasteful. Feed me to the birds dammit, it'll get 'em good and drunk.

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Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:Fucking pansies.
Are those drinks? Let me try those things.

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Too much swearing? Bullshit! Fucking bullshit!

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scream ale wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:02 pm
Too much swearing? Bullshit! Fucking bullshit!
Mate, fuckin people saying you don't swear enough.
I told them, "Fuck off, you gawdayam sunofabitches. He'll pile drive your bleeding arses with a spiky cucumber and then piss in your eye."

Then I ran off. It's all you man. They waiting on the corner of Fuckstick Street and Bollock strand. God hepp ye

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