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TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:53 pm

It's cathartic. Go ahead, do it! Confess, sinner!

I'll start:

I have never eaten a chimichanga.

I've actually, already started over there.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Patchez » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:52 pm

I drink every day.

However I do not get drunk every day.

Fucking adulting and other dumb shit.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:08 pm

I have developed a real liking for Canadian dramatic television shows, especially police procedurals. It all started with DaVinci's Inquest. Then there was Flashpoint, and the Border and that detective show on Newfoundland. There was a time, on Sunday nights, that the CW would run three in a row. Ah, those were heady days. Now there is another, that i think just finished its run, but I catch it every now and then on odd nights called Rookie Blue.
None of these are particularly great television; that's not what I am saying. I guess that a big part of it is that these shows are unabashedly Canadian. They are set there, and produced there, not a show filmed there but supposed to be in America or one of those shows where the location doesn't matter. Anyway, they allow us a glimpse into a slightly different society. They are not as different as the British police procedurals, but still different enough. Also, the hot Canadian chicks don't hurt.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:11 pm

I forgot to flush
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:28 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:I forgot to flush
Thats not a confession but a well known fact
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:22 pm

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:07 pm

For the first time in my life I have gone so long without a major accident that my tetanus shot has expired.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:33 pm

I'm attracted to female meteorologists employed with third tier network affiliates.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:40 pm

I've been in bad kind of threesome (in my humble opinion there are no good threesomes). Me,booze and fat girls never mixed well. But put the whale aside and i'm golden!

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Patchez » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:43 pm

I'm a sexy mother fucker!
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by mistah willies » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:41 pm

I'm Thirsty all the time, but not as tall.

Sometimes, I have to also take care of business. Don't tell nayone

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:30 pm

I have to watch what I say and how I say it at work. This is not in any sense about being "too blue" but more about being too polysyllabic.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:59 pm

I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:36 am

Badfellow wrote:I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
A real man. Why else would we have kids?

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:45 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Badfellow wrote:I ate the whole bag of Chips Ahoy and blamed it on a 4 year old.
A real man. Why else would we have kids?
I don't have kids.
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