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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 10:06 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 8:39 pm
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While laying in bed I watched from beginning to end that horrendous movie from the 90's where Madonna and Willem Defoe get it on like rabbits.
I watched this twice at a movie theater in Clovis. This wasn't recently, btw.
... And it was a two different occasions.
The second time was without Leia who lived in Clovis.
It was by myself.

Crossed the water canal with my bike. Pedaled a bit.

I still think it's madcsp. I still think it's funny.

True confession: I'd do it again.

Yup.
First of all, watching Madonna and Willem Defoe hump like rabbits is creepier than graveyard sex.

Secondly, this Clovis place sounds like a real shitberg. Worse than Wupperdorf but without the zoo. I'd rather live in Thule, Greenland, or however you spell Pyongyang.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 26, 2019 7:08 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 8:39 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:19 pm
While laying in bed I watched from beginning to end that horrendous movie from the 90's where Madonna and Willem Defoe get it on like rabbits.
I watched this twice at a movie theater in Clovis. This wasn't recently, btw.
... And it was a two different occasions.
The second time was without Leia who lived in Clovis.
It was by myself.

Crossed the water canal with my bike. Pedaled a bit.

I still think it's madcsp. I still think it's funny.

True confession: I'd do it again.

Yup.
HAhaha I watched it in the theaters too when it first came out. Circa 1992 I'm guessing? I knew what I was in for this time around and "Ooops I (also) did it again" lol. It's like a freakin' train wreck!

The most disturbing part of this story is that I was quasi titillated.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 26, 2019 8:59 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 8:39 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:19 pm
While laying in bed I watched from beginning to end that horrendous movie from the 90's where Madonna and Willem Defoe get it on like rabbits.
I watched this. twice at a movie theater in Clovis. This. wasn't recently, btw.
... And it was a two different occasions.
The second time was without Leia who lived in Clovis.
It was by myself.

Crossed the water canal with my bike. Pedaled a bit.

I still think it's madcap. I still think it's. funny.

True confession: I'd do it again.

Yup.

Holy shit I was riffing off '80's Madtuna movies.
But I still think it's friggin funny

Madtuna movie link here.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:52 am

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True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
Not so much these days, but I was always a bit of a clepto. I had a nice collection of tiny Chinese sauce bowls from restaurants, a nice pepper grinder from an Italian place etc.

A few times I even did it in other people's homes. Never took directly from a friend but this one friend of mine had an asshole mom who didn't like me so I took this stupid crystal looking sea shell shaped soap dish from the bathroom. The saddest part is that I did it because I liked the stupid dish, not necessarily out of retaliation because I couldn't really give a shit whether his mom liked me or not. Being drunk just gave me the balls to do it and not care.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:26 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:52 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:03 pm
True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
Not so much these days, but I was always a bit of a clepto. I had a nice collection of tiny Chinese sauce bowls from restaurants, a nice pepper grinder from an Italian place etc.

A few times I even did it in other people's homes. Never took directly from a friend but this one friend of mine had an asshole mom who didn't like me so I took this stupid crystal looking sea shell shaped soap dish from the bathroom. The saddest part is that I did it because I liked the stupid dish, not necessarily out of retaliation because I couldn't really give a shit whether his mom liked me or not. Being drunk just gave me the balls to do it and not care.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:10 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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... Being drunk just gave me the balls to do it and not care.[/color]
I felt much the same way while pissing into the shampoo bottle of some twat of a party host years ago. Should have horked his soap dish too.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:14 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:10 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:52 am
... Being drunk just gave me the balls to do it and not care.[/color]
I felt much the same way while pissing into the shampoo bottle of some twat of a party host years ago. Should have horked his soap dish too.
I used to love doing this in the restrooms at restaurants. Remember how they used to have those little spouts that stuck up from the counter, next to the sink. Under the sink, there was a little bottle of liquid soap which screwed into pace. I made it a habit of unscrewing that little bottle, emptying the soapy contents into the toilet, refilling it with a healthy sample of my piss, and placing it back in its normal location under the sink.

Returning to the dining room, I would sit back and enjoy watching all the helpless fuckers as they exited the men's room with hands coated with MY urine.

Now days, they have little impossible-to-piss-in dispensers on the wall. I happily take credit for that.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:02 pm

I get scared of spooky movies.


Which is funny because I`m a T-800 that kills everything not drunk in sight. "Target only partially aquirred, danger: blurry vision, upright standing malfunctioning, reverse to battery saving pass out mode"


Wait I`m a D-800 cyberwine systems bottle 101, that`s better. And my wife is a Drunk 1000
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:04 pm

Me and my brother weren`t allowed "violent" toys. No He-Man, no Transformers, no Ghostbusters for drunk`s sake.
They wanted us to be creative and got us lego bricks and later on a computer. Can you imagine what pain in the ass it was to rebuild castle Wolfenstein

Funny side note, the neighbouring grandma freaked out when my sister and her best friend decided to "hang" all their dolls on the washing line
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:03 am

I recently gave up my flip phone and got one of those strange flat screen tapping things. I've had some experience with the screen tapping things and I'm less than thrilled with them. But after I learned that my flip phone was gonna be no more by the end of the year because it's 3g (whatever in fuck that's supposed to mean to me) I decided now is the time to get familiar with the strange flat screen tapping things. Better to get it over and done with now than when I'm older and even more easily frustrated with this bullshit. That being said it's not going well. I couldn't even answer the goddamn thing when somebody called. This is not a good sign. The only bright spot in all of this is the raging pissed off older woman who stormed out of phone place as I was going in who was grumbling "This place rots!". She was pretty cool, and fairly accurate.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:01 am

My father had to get one for his banking accounts.
He is 76. he is confused like hell.
I can`t help because I refuse to own one of these things
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:23 am

scream ale wrote:
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I recently gave up my flip phone and got one of those strange flat screen tapping things.
I couldn't even answer the goddamn thing when somebody called. This is not a good sign.
Dude, I went through the same thing earlier this year. Accidentally put my old flip phone in the washer so I had to get a new one. I was ranting about how this fucking new phone doesn't work, these pop-tart phones are shit, etc etc. This girl calls me, takes my phone and swipes her finger on it and it answered, she hands it back looking at me like I'm a total retard.
People text me, I call them. Still haven't figured that shit out. I did take a blurry picture with it a couple weeks ago.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:33 am

Seriously talking on that thing yesterday I felt like a little kid pretending the TV remote was a phone. Whatever best to just get it over with now. I can't imagine having to do this when I'm in my 70's. It might just cause a breakdown of some sort. In the mean time, beer cures all. Cheers!
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:37 pm

scream ale wrote:
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I can't imagine having to do this when I'm in my 70's.
By then it will just be a simple brain implant.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:56 pm

Somehow that seems more frightening than what we have now. More beer? More beer.
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