TRUE CONFESSIONS

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:03 pm

True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:35 pm

^^^Can you schteal me a schtein?
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:07 pm

Shteeling shteins ish shwell shit.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:26 am

I once tried to get drunk on free wine samples at the store
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:03 pm

oettinger wrote:
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I once tried to get drunk on free wine samples at the store
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Nausea » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:37 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:03 pm
True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
I've been overcharged (more than once) at the bar that I liked to go to. It was a shame, and I stopped going, but I never considered trying to take revenge by thefting glassware. This is an interesting idea.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:00 pm

Nausea wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:37 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:03 pm
True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
I've been overcharged (more than once) at the bar that I liked to go to. It was a shame, and I stopped going, but I never considered trying to take revenge by thefting glassware. This is an interesting idea.
Revenge is a dish best served with your favorite booze.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:40 pm

Had sex with 3 girls in one day who all expected to date me. Felt so bad afterwards it took me three days to undrunk up.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:58 am

Your mom, your aunt, your sister

hmm three days is a quick recovery
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:01 am

I confess my goal is reaching boozing like Bukowski status.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:09 pm

Recently I had a dream about having sex with a woman. She was attractive enough. However, she was also a double amputee, and I distinctly remember her saying "what, you won't fuck me just because I don't have any legs?"

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:36 pm

Legs would be a deal breaker for me too.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:16 am

I actually read all of the "Twilight" series books (but hated the movies of course).

I have never watched any Harry Potter movies.

I liked the 90's show "Living Single" with Queen Latifah.

I have no idea what Hunger Games is.

I have no idea what Game of Thrones is.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 4:19 pm

While laying in bed I watched from beginning to end that horrendous movie from the 90's where Madonna and Willem Defoe get it on like rabbits.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 25, 2019 8:39 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 4:19 pm
While laying in bed I watched from beginning to end that horrendous movie from the 90's where Madonna and Willem Defoe get it on like rabbits.
I watched this twice at a movie theater in Clovis. This wasn't recently, btw.
... And it was a two different occasions.
The second time was without Leia who lived in Clovis.
It was by myself.

Crossed the water canal with my bike. Pedaled a bit.

I still think it's madcsp. I still think it's funny.

True confession: I'd do it again.

Yup.

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