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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Paninaro » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:30 am

The first time I drank malt liquor (American high strength lager, similar thing for us Brits would be Tennent's Super Lager or Carlsberg Special Brew), I returned from a Halloween party and waved an imitation gun around at a neighbour because they had taken my folding smoking chair (a folding chair I would sit on to smoke, not a folding chair that smoked) from outside my house.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:17 pm

I'm out for lunch a little late today and am feeling fair to partly sunny off only two beers. Granted, they're 32oz. happy hour crappy taps with a matching pair of Mexican ludes, but it's only two beers. Must be out of shape. Ya gotta want it, kid. Eye of the liver.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 28, 2016 3:51 pm

I like to play World of Warcraft. Yeah, that's right.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by DivaBitch » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:12 am

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:31 pm

People post here undrunk?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Patchez » Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:53 pm

I only post soberish.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:49 am

Patchez wrote:I only post soberish.
I never do. Especially the first two days of the week I`m an inconsumbale asshole
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:44 pm

I have had several dreams, recently, about smoking or about taking up smoking cigarettes, again, or buying cigarettes, et cetera. In the waking world, I rarely have the urge, even when drunk, but I have thought about it.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:34 am

I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:55 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.
Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by DivaBitch » Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:32 am

oettinger wrote:
oldsmartskunk wrote:I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.
Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?
No I thikn he wants to show cliton his dick
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Patchez » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:44 pm

DivaBitch wrote:
oettinger wrote:
oldsmartskunk wrote:I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.
Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?
No I thikn he wants to show cliton his dick
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Sep 11, 2016 6:14 am

Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:21 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.

There is something rather fascinating about the Greek dude and his hair. I enjoy the show too from time to time. Sorta mind-boggling.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:20 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
oldsmartskunk wrote:Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.

There is something rather fascinating about the Greek dude and his hair. I enjoy the show too from time to time. Sorta mind-boggling.
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