TRUE CONFESSIONS

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by mistah willies » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:42 am

Artful Detective wrote:
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Take off, eh. I'm an Edmonton Eskimos fan.
Too bad the Ed Mos lost the great Jean "Rosie" LeRose to a nervous breakdown. I heard he's working for Elsinore Brewery now, eh?
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Bur » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:05 am

The frigging fuck is going on here?

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:38 am

Bur wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:05 am
The frigging fuck is going on here?
Hockey, eh.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oldsmartskunk » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:59 pm

Had a sexual dream about badfellow. He had big hairy silicone boobs. Not the worst dream i've ever had.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:13 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:59 pm
Had a sexual dream about badfellow. He had big hairy silicone boobs.
Who hasn't?
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:50 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:13 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:59 pm
Had a sexual dream about badfellow.
Who doesn't?
Harumph
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Patchez » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:09 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:38 am
Bur wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:05 am
The frigging fuck is going on here?
Hockey, eh.
Hockey, eh?
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:01 am

I use the sink as a pissoir
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:02 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:09 pm
Hockey, eh?
Cool. It's good to see Old Smart Skunk and his brothers in their prime.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:17 pm

I will crush your head like a nut, eh.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu May 31, 2018 9:15 pm

I didn't go to church this weekend and feel really bad about it.

No really. I was at this Walmart the other day and while I was there thought "Huh. I should grab some vodka while I am here". So I went to the liquor section and it was all locked up behind glass doors. Wtf?

So this employee in the liquor department was nearby and asked what I wanted and I promptly replied "Bottom shelf vodka" and believe me, it was even more so the rubbing alcohol choices of bottom shelf vodka that I normally drink. I walked out with two plastic bottles of Fleischmann's which is what I am assuming is Jewish vodka.

WHY would this be protected behind glass doors? And what is stopping me from stealing it the minute I walk away with them without the protection of the glass doors and nearby liquor security guard? None of it made sense.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Bur » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:57 am

Mmm.. Rubbing alcohol.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by scream ale » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:45 am

They sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:17 pm

scream ale wrote:
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They sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.
Evidently yes and even the bottom shelf its locked up like a chastity belt.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS

Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:01 pm

The reason WalTard keeps the liquor locked up is so they can save EVEN MORE MONEY on insurance premiums and pass those savings on to you, the Fleishmann's swilling consumer.
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